source? pattern recognition

Inspired by this post.

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.

It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.

One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.

Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??

Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?

Why must the future suck SO much?

A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

i'm reading the genius of birds by jennifer ackerman (amazing book) and today i learned that the first ever documented case of a bird making a tool to use as a weapon against another bird was a steller's jay breaking off and sharpening a stick to wield like a lance at a crow that was taking too long at a feeding station the jay also wanted to eat at. the jay tried to stab at the crow but narrowly missed, the crow lunged back, the jay dropped the stick, and the crow picked it up with the sharp end pointing towards the jay and pursued it into the trees

imagine the guy in front of you at mcdonald's is taking too long to order and so you fashion a blade on the spot and hold him at knifepoint. and then he steals your knife and points it back at you while chasing you out of the restaurant. and also the guy is twice your size

Thank you Michael Hobbes for convincing me to watch the show, this is the most correct opinion I have ever seen

Killer Whales

Greg Henderson

the way big spiders freeze up and stop moving when they see you is so funny. what. you scared? you scared big guy? me too. im scared of you.

just my humble attempt at raging against the machine

i made a follow up! if this blows up, pls remember it is illegal to be mean to me. and i am a small artist you can give money to btw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the physical media depicted: lucky leaves by krill, worry by jeff rosenstock, self titled by babytooth. i love to tiny doodle album covers :)

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Having bad eyesight does suck but nothing beats taking ur contacts out before u sleep like Fuck you I logging ouyt . And eyeballs? Yeah. not using those anymore

if i was ryan reynolds id be having so much sex with the straight men who are obsessed with me