mothicalspoken:

“am I being annoying” are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

camilicy:

From the sketchbook ✨🐰

ladymariayuri:

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

panulyx:

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there’s an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

mrsterlingeverything:

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

doctorcurdlejr:

this did happen like it happened for real like it ended with this being real

throwupgirl:

no, the BEANIE is jughead. youre thinking of jugheads monster,

dancetillthemorningsun:

me making jesus watch riverdale: so here’s when the riverdale gang uses the power of unions and community to defeat the evil racist wizard

jesus: hey man this archie guy carrying that wood is pretty triggering do you think we could watch something else?

me lying maliciously: this is the only show we have

fluorescentbrains:

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

captain-price-officially:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

captain-price-officially:

vendetta06:

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧