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he/they ofmd, go, batman/superman, anything else bouncing around in my noggin, 18+ my ao3 :)
ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

Glass female urinal, Europe, 18th century

from The Science Museum Group, UK

I'm just editing my earlier reblog, because I had to go and look this thing up (I reblogged earlier in haste, not wanting to lose the post). And here's the explanatory blurb about it:

(Source here).

It seems the Science Museum group holds quite a few examples of urinals and bourdalous, and I can certainly see why on a long journey they'd be a godsend. Most of them, though, are just flask or boat-shaped receptacles for the wee. However, penis-shaped she-wees were obviously 'a thing', since the Group has another ceramic one in its collection which not only has balls (albeit less stanced than the balls on the she-wee above), but a happy little face front and back with pubey hair and beard - though sadly, there's no info about where or when it was made:

(Source here)

Absolutely delighted with both objects. 10/10, no notes.

@official-penis-posts I think you'll enjoy these, too.

I’d be a great town crier because I’m loud and opinionated and love to announce current events and accidentally spread misinformation I have no way of retracting

They’re now posting sympathetic articles about the ICE agent who murdered Renee Good that are like “He is a good Christian and a father and husband.” like yeah, that tracks. I bet he is a Christian family man. They love to work the least Christlike jobs imaginable and kill people and play the victim.

Batman: I have 800 costumes because I must be prepared for any eventuality

Wonder Woman: I have 1200 costumes because I’m 6,000 years old, I like a little variety, it’s important to dress for diplomacy, and Hephaestus doesn’t get much commission from anywhere else these days

Superman: I have one costume because my moms made it. No I will not get a new one and fuck you for suggesting it

dc comics heritage post

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