randomalienencounter:

vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20:

lesslaivyy:

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⋮ᒷꖎꖎ||⎓╎ᓭ⍑ ᔑ∷ᒷ ᓭᓵᔑᒲ!!!

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queercomposer:

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

A screencap of the Simpsons featuring Moe Szyslak, shouting something while holding his phoneALT
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dogpuppy:

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wait… you guys have a joyful type of tism?

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larrythepistachio:

lake-gender-fluid:

larrythepistachio:

ladytengen:

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Boringggg

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Cave spaghetti

how do you have spaghetti in a cave

When you go caving you take a tackle bag w supplies, such as water, snacks, rope (if you’re rigging a pitch), spare headlamps, etc.


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in British caving specifically idk if they’re used or what they’re called worldwide you can fit a waterproof barrel called a daren drum in these, invented for a cave in south wales called daren cilau because it was so long they had to camp in it while exploring it.

Now if you are like my partner and enjoy taking elaborate meals down caves (they’ve also done a full roast dinner with gravy in a thermos) it is not such a great leap of imagination to fill up one of these drums with spaghetti and meatballs

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With their spaghetti:

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they just don’t want you to know about the real cave spaghetti 🍝

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jackabbot:

a-wizard:

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

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Originally posted by trophywifemac

When my mother was done high school in a medium sized town in Canada, a local lab employee came to her school, talked to the school admin, saw her records, and offered to hire her and train her in lab analysis.

By 26 years old, she had been moved up twice, in between work did her Biology BA with support of the lab which her part time work more than paid for, published her thesis to earn a masters, and came out on the far end with a managerial position with equivalent pay x2 greater than mine at that age, and with a full pension and benefits.

When she had kids she took time off, and then when she wanted to work again she wanted something different so the book store that she frequented just hired her. And I used to walk there after school and read till she was done.

Later on, when she wanted to sit more, a friend from church was retiring and offered to train her to take over her administrative job.

Never once did she put together a resume.

Having been taught in school how the resume with cover letter was the cornerstone of obtaining jobs, I look back now and see that never once has my resume gotten me the jobs that I have wanted.

It was always just talking with people - even when I was awkward and autistic.

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brieonic:

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I give my creature music appreciation lessons, he gives me a bath. Seems like a fair trade.

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Result: he has been giving the music machine a bath. 🛁

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I give my creature music appreciation lessons, he gives me a bath. Seems like a fair trade.

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bob-artist:

bob-artist:

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Brotherhood of The Orb

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lakemojave:

transmechanicus:

sourcreammachine:

marlynnofmany:

nintengu:

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I love how the tornado doesn’t look malicious. She’s just dancing along, doing her thing, and it’s a pity you’re so very ant-sized below.

tumblr will turn anything into a girl

of course, this is the turning into a girl website

I do believe the girl is turning already

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everybody explains who is the most autistic, and who is the most normal, when taking someone new to a family gathering right?

And of course you help prepare your guest about who has which special interests.

good, not just me then.

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lerios:

shiftofgallifrey:

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

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pride-knightess:

toe-fingerman:

unlimited-nobu-works:

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the floating head of wisdom

Please don’t fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It’s a regular horse, it’s neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what’s actually going on.

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Thank you for the clarification

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saul-tortellini:

targetedknowledge:

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It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds…

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