According to a 2021 interview with former Retro Studios developer Bryan Walker, who served as Senior Development Director on Donkey Kong Country Returns, Shigeru Miyamoto spent his initial meeting with Retro Studios to discuss the vision for the game talking in Japanese as usual.
However, at the end, he said one line in English: “Please take care of DK. He is my friend.”
me (formulating a new genius post): Candy Cane White and Red probably supposed to look like Blood and Semen to stimulate hunger
reblogger having fun who hurts no one: #i love candy canes! #christmas
me (stewing in my malice staring at the notification): seriously? this guy is seriously stupid as fuck bro. You like candy canes? Who gives a shit. Your reblog is worthless. Your life is worthless. What are you even doing still alive? How have you not died yet? You’re a prey animal. A stupid prey animal. Like the dodo bird. I’m going to click your profile to see what kind of monster you are. fuck you bro (clicking profile) Ohhhh Nevermind beautiful Lady do you want to fall in love with me Hi Lady i love you Do you want to follow my page
i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all
someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He’s real spooky when he tries to getter you!
me: wow thats scary…..the Scary Getter…..what if hes real….what if he getters me???
gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter
if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person
which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life
adding a blank emoji to my discord server might be the best thing to ever happen to text communication. asynchronous digital equivalent of hanging out in a room with your friends in silence. let’s all nothing together
We laugh at how The Art of War is basically just, “An army can’t fight if the soldiers aren’t eating,” but I’m reading this document about conservation of ancient yew trees and it legitimately says, “You should never fill the center of a hollow yew with concrete,” so I think that probably making blatantly obvious statements is just the bane of being a specialist in anything
