Is it normal to have so much die off?
ya! this happens as a succulent grows, the old bits naturally dry out as the succulent gets bigger + redirects the water to new growths. a lot of my succulents would look like this!
when the weird relative shows up to the farm
i have never seen an animal moving this silly
i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!
Needs the last part
you are never living this down
godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad
Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear
no no it's what left behind after the milk has been evaporated cuz only the water goes, not the other stuff
THERE’S WATER IN MILK?
WHAT DID YOU THINK THE LIQUID WAS?
IDK ISNT MILK ITS OWN LIQUID?
NO
IT'S MILK-STUFF MIXED WITH WATER
MILK STUFF? DOESNT IT JUST COME FROM THE COW’S TIT?
ITS LIKE TIT JUICE, THERE IS WATER IN JUICE AND THERE IS WATER IN MILK
It’s fat droplets suspended in water, with some nutrients and soforth dissolved in it. You know, like ranch dressing.
Evaporated milk is just dehydrated milk.
Obsessed with the user who assumed milk was its own element on the periodic table
As op I felt like I had to make this
Milk, the forbidden 119th element
the only question left is if it’s a metal, non-metal, or metalloid.
OP seems to have classified it as a special case of halfnium, reclassified as a lanthanide. This has fascinating implications for electron orbital geometry.
Anyway it’s a rare earth metal apparently.
Yes I definitely classified it intentionally and knew exactly what I was doing when I put it with the lanthanides because I am never wrong
MILK IS A RARE EARTH METAL
I thought so, I took one look at your classification and immediately thought “this is definitely someone with a deep understanding of how the periodic table works”
I’m glad that we have reached a consensus on the expected elemental properties of milk
I’d really like to know what @derinthescarletpescatarian’s thoughts are on milk’s electron orbital geometry
That would involve writing a crash course in how suborbitals work on a post about whether water (the primary ingredient in milk) is in milk and even for tumblr that’s going a bit far
no, it is absolutely not going too far
You guys always complain that you don’t get to learn stuff in normal ways and then you come asking for this
MILK IS SEVERAL COMPOUNDS PLEASE YALL ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE
We have a container of dry milk because in addition to a little fat and sugars, it contains proteins, which settle into the pores of nitrocellulose membranes, making sure analytical proteins (specific antibodies) don’t get trapped. We could just use casein (one of the proteins in milk), but milk is much cheaper and can also be found at Walmart.
No milk is a lanthanide keep up
lanthanide?
I think you mean lactanide
I will put lego in all of your shoes
A cube of milk with 3 inches of edge length can blow up the galaxy.
Our galaxy is actually the result of such an explosion, that’s why we call it the Milky Way
this is a unique sort of thread in which you'll find two types of people exclusively: nerds and dumbasses
marquis yan doesn't show up that often in nirvana in fire but pretty much all the bits he takes part in are just so good:
1) decides to guy fawkes the emperor on new years with absolutely no follow through plan or end goal other than killing him in the most dramatic way possible. just fuck this guy in particular yolo. and he was right to say so
2) when he shows up to rescue yujin from The Birthday Party Of Despair the marquis of ning is like you can't come in i have a handwritten plaque from the emperor that says no one is allowed to be mean to me :) and marquis yan just turns and looks at it in silent contempt and is like 'okay...anyway...' and keeps walking up the stairs while two small armies cower around him
3) the scene where mcs is like wanna join my big plot to put my bf on the throne and he's like this has zero personal benefit for me and will ruin my comfortable retirement but i really fucking hate the emperor so sign me up lol
4) when he stalls xia jiang during the prison break thing he waits until enough time has passed and then just gets up and is like fuck this fuck you i'm out and walks off immediately. the pure contempt rolling off him is inspiring. then he gets a heartwarming father&son moment to watch xia jiang run through the woods on foot because yujin stole the horses
5) in the running to be the only good dad in the show, which like, yes, he did neglect his son for 20+ years but he's trying now and the bar is really THAT low
6) in the hunting lodge siege when everyone is freaking out he's the one who takes control and is like listen bitches if the enemy comes through the door we are going to stab the shit out of them so everyone had better grow a pair real fast... this is mostly aimed at the emperor and also 100% gets things back under control
7) was the backup for reading the letter at the end which, okay i wouldn't change how it actually went down for anything, but man he would have enjoyed that so much. i bet they didn't even have to get halfway through asking him to be the backup before he was like fuck yes i want to ruin that man's birthday party so hard
10/10 i hope to one day give as few fucks as this man