What a sweet couple

WE MADE IT!!!!! last post before 2026, happy new yuri, my angels. i hope the next year is kind to you.

Ehehheh i just want to make Samarie happy 💗

Hi guys I've locked in for the yuri..

I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

I hope this clears things up

What the fresh fuck

I voted for the wrong one. Can I recast my vote for “I wanted to ruin the day of my mutuals?”

How does mommy get her little cylinder out of a pringles can?

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

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First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son

He's just a baby boy...!

Did you seriously just smoke some of my elfweed? Girl you're gonna get soooo fucked in 5 years. Yeah it only lasts a decade though.

Don't worry about your nipples being more sensitive.

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

"Reformed" mad scientist who's committed themselves to repairing this broken world in lasting and sustainable ways because they already tried the global domination thing and discovered that they hate having to micromanage shit.

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

unleashing a swarm of opposite locusts that build buildings and plant crops

Aren't they called pikmin