Genuine question: what *is* Sylus's evol? Like, I know it's officially called "energy manipulation" but like... What energy? He chokes people out with the flick of a finger. He teleports. He randomly resets plushies in a claw machine (and occasionally changes their colours). He's made handcuffs. He's telekinetic.
Just say he has the force smh.
its tough out there but so am i
Laptop has picked an awful time to break because what do you MEAN I have to wait longer to pull Dan Heng's light cone. Or Dan Heng. Or both.
(please ignore the fact I only have 10 pulls)
Update: Took my laptop to get cleaned and found out that the fans are actually straight up damaged. And won't get fixed until Wednesday at the earliest.
love and deepspace is so funny in a ton of ways, not the least of which being that it’s an angst game full of angst with a huge helping of angst on top masquerading as a romance game
and this angst romance game has wacky characters like:
🐠 merman sea god who is an artist with flame powers for some reason. his symbol is not a fish but a duck. there is a section of the story where he goes into heat. canonical billionaire. also a serial revenge killer.
❄️ accomplished heart surgeon with ice powers who is trapped in a cycle of multiverse-spanning reincarnations. mc’s childhood friend and also her doctor. blatantly the horniest of the lot but you wouldn’t know it because he has never shown anyone an emotion ever.
💫 centuries old immortal space prince. literally an alien. got stuck in the past after attempting wormhole travel and has been bopping around earth until mc is born. mc’s monster-fighting coworker and upstairs neighbor. secretly batman.
🐦⬛ dangerous crime boss. also an alien, probably. also a dragon whose soul is bound to mc’s. once made mc shoot him in the heart to prove his immortality. wife guy in a “he supports women’s wrongs” way.
🍎 cyborg military commander with gravity powers. flies space planes. was killed in an explosion but got better. a narrative representation of the biblical eve. diagnosed mentally/emotionally unwell. wife guy in a “he is the wife” way.
and. like. originally i was going to say only a sentence about each of them but i could not pick just one of the many, many unhinged things about the tiny men who live in my phone.
absolutely batshit insane game. hilarious.
i have cried probably a dozen times while playing it.
