Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

if the dad’s best friend trope where he knew reader since they were born and immediately have feelings and attraction the minute reader turns 18 has no haters that means i'm dead

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

When Scarlett Johansson joined the Marvel universe all the way back in 2010, she did not have the ability that current actresses in the franchise have now and that is the ability to be seen as a valuable member of the team as opposed to an accessory.

My girl was being sexualised at every single interview, being asked if she wore underwear under her black widow suit and even being groped by interviewers. Natasha’s background was only slightly explored and her fighting style consisted of wrapping her legs around men’s heads in order to further appeal the male audience.

Yelena has the story arc she has and the ability to grow as a character because Scarlett fought for her to when she was producing the Black Widow movie. It makes me so upset that she knew she would never get the superhero experience that the men around her had, so she put aside her own spotlight in order to give Florence the standing that she couldn’t have.

I will not accept Natasha slander because Scarlett put everything she had into that character for a decade and had to go through so much just to be a part of that franchise.

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection

I want to be cool and mysterious so bad but unfortunately I have many thoughts about things

Me after i’ve spent hours looking for a specific fanfiction, and I come to the conclusion that it’s been deleted.

Me with that one Genshin X Seraph of the end Crossover Ayato fanfiction that only had 3 chapters, and is fucking erased from the internet. I WANT TO READ IT SO BAD, IT WAS SO GOOD. PLS IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

Me searching for fanfics after watching a series/film/videogame/reading a book and becoming obsessed with that character:

Everytime I go and search for Joel x Reader fanfictions all I get is age gap, Like WHY, I DONT WANT A READER WHOS ALMOST THE AGE AS HIS DAUGHTER WOULD HAVE BEEN. I want a reader in her 50s or late 40s like him.

Where my old readers at 😓😓😓😓

Someone was keeping a list of no age gap fics but I can't find it right now.

Shameless self-promo, I wrote one, it's a modern nobody dies AU: Third Date

And criticallyacclaimedstranger has written 2 fabulous canon-compliant ones that are on Ao3

The Artist and the Builder

All Good Things

OMG thank you so much😭😭😭 I will read them the second I get time