Reblogged why-the-heck-not
We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.
Reblogged girl-with-atlas-hands
Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!
lord the peasants are so loud today
pheasants. PHeasants. The birds
Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?
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don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher
Achievement unlocked!
Fire post!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE
World Heritage Post
Reblogged fuckingarataswespeak
imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing
Reblogged officialqueer
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers
This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL
Plotting, scheming, etc.
THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.
I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!
That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.
Reblogged forasecondtherewedwon
the pride and prejudice musical we deserve:
- darcy doesn’t sing a single note even during conversations where everyone else is singing at him that is until the argument following his first attempt at proposing to lizzy where you can see his restraint fall away
- his first big solo is the letter he writes her
- gelsey bell is mary and the unofficial narrator and she sits down at her piano to describe whats going on but before she can ever reveal her feelings on the matter, starting with that gelsey bell scream, mr bennet comes over and does the whole ‘that’s nice dear but give someone else a turn’
- mr wickham has this huge ballad about how darcy ruined his life and its super melodramatic and touching
- mr collins proposal to lizzy is an absolute bop that he gets so into he forgets for a moment what he’s doing he’s just owning the stage
- wickham has a song where he’s trying to seduce lydia but she’s not even listening she’s just monologuing about how excited she is to get laid
- during darcy’s second proposal he keeps hesitating waiting for lizzy to interrupt him like she has done every time before but she doesn’t say anything until he’s finished
- at the end mary sits down at the piano and right where she’d usually be interrupted, kitty joins her and harmonises
- jane and bingley have the adorable upbeat romantic duet which is just them being super polite like ‘oh so nice to have you here’ ‘so nice to be here’ interspersed with their inner monologue which is just them being like fucking jesus I’m so in love
- the bingley sisters probably have a really cool mean solo
- lady catherine has this terrifying disney villain song in the garden
- there’s for sure a song about ribbon shopping
Reblogged maple-wood
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
bohemiandragoness
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
mr-system-of-a-downer
Dog
jooshthepunished
Dog
utah-mountain-drifter
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
zarabithia
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
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wolfgang-king
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead
Reblogged vjecitiapril
By the end of this year, my life will be completely different…for the better!
Reblogged strawberrygardenkisses
Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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>Reveals the Death Tarot.
Do not be alarmed. ‘Death’ merely represents a change in circumstances, new possibilities for you, a transition. Your next card will be telling of what those changes–
>Reveals the Tower Tarot
O-oh, well it seems the change is a bit of a shake-up but I’m sure it…
>Reveals Ten of Swords
Oh wow. I didn’t even put the Minor Arcana into the– Wow. Yikes, wow. You’re fucked.
wait, lemme search something real quick
yeah, ok, this is funny