# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN
 

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV
HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

remember remember

wake up mouse man

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

the word "content" hits my ears like a slur

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

oh someone told me something useful yesterday. she said she’s been thinking about her tbr less as an overwhelming list of books she Must Read and more like she’s cultivating a wine cellar. making a rich collection that will provide the perfect thing when needed. a bottle will get uncorked when the time is right