Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

Cathcart Cemetery, Glasgow

Thought I'd taken a giant L today by not being able to find a

wait, post cancelled:

fuck you phone.

Sorry, but I really doubt that that's gonna happen. Thank you for trying to curse me though.

re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

Literally only drew this to have Wednesday saying what varang said in avatar, does she know she a bad one in that movie

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

Breathless already ?

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

had to rlly quickly sketch this scene I saw in a TikTok bc like omgggg

boss makes a dollar i make him slime

I have control of the company grime

your body needing iron is funny its not even like special iron its the stuff in the mines

i keep spending money. i should be killed

*blushes* when I touch my mouse, it's like I'm holding hands with my computer....