Daily reminder that even though I got nuked, I’m a real person…. Or whatever lizzo said.

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

me: i love you porn director: cut! CUT!! WTFFF 🗣️

Sext me, i am sad..

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

obsessed with this

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

He breasted boobily down the via appia to his death

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.