little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind
Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
Joy and whimsy detected! The heirloom dancing spiderman is joyful and whimsical!
(I was just thinking about this for the first time in years the other day…)
He returned to me when I needed him most
“The Left continues to try and silence people they don’t agree with,” Grenell said in his post claiming a hack and the pursuit of its perpetrators.
I dearly wish we could
Sadly you fucking braindead cattle just never seem to shut the fuck up with your brainless moo-ing no matter how clear it's made that no one fucking likes you
Also jesus fuck, is there anything more fucking pathetic and nauseating than a right wing queer?
Well
I guess maybe one of those Turkeys For Thanksgiving I mean uh "Latinos for Trump" dumb fucks
If we're silencing people then why do I have to keep hearing their bullshit
"Right wing voices are being silenced!
Just like I said in my podcast and book and in my multiple television interviews across every major news network!"
And at that big party we all attended last month with grieving widow Erika Kirk
Some people call Erika Kirk a heartless ghoul for the obvious glee she takes in all the money she's making off of her husband going from someone who claims to be a holy man to someone who is a hole-y man
But honestly, much as I hate Erika Kirk, I can't blame her for being happy that her husbands dead
After all
EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO :D
picture me in college. i complain to friends that alcohol doesn’t seem to do anything to me. we are all scientists so this eventually dissolves into making a Scientific Method.
i did a shot of tequila and then did the sobriety test afterwards, to see if it really effected me and i didn’t notice or if i had a monster liver. with normal amt of food and water between each shot in 15 min intervals. Along with miscellaneous Shenanigans. (This was a college party, after all)
it takes me seven shots to finally misremember the alphabet backwards and another two to no longer walk properly. We cut the test short in case i got alcohol poisoning and didn’t notice.
in conclusion: i am the fanfic character that drinks 9 shots and then goes home and drinks some more beer and doesn’t die of alcohol poisoning.
it absolutely is very close to alcohol poisoning for my height and weight, yes. i fell asleep eating fried catfish and woke up the next day perfectly fine, not even hungover.
i don't know what's wrong with me, but i have no intentions of repeating this experiment.
Rey, don't leave this in the tags.
This is that thing Ozzy had going for him
Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.
the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.
GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE
That’s because the music is playing from the snapping turtle :D
Look, if Marilyn the sea turtle installed a karaoke machine in her shell, then good for her for making use of it. Also, nice set of pipes there Marilyn.
She has a lovely singing voice <3
how did it take this long for a sane person to enter hollywood
huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh
this is what you're looking for to opt out!!!
you mean that you show that the church that we enter is devoid of faith by having the cross (the cross that grace destroyed) (the woman controlled by her father that still believed in her father's word) (because he was a man of faith) (and was betrayed in the end because dressing provocatively is a sin not as easily forgiven as is lying) (and so faith is long gone from that church because grace is gone) (that poor girl) be empty and the shadow of it clearly visible in the wall that has to bear it?
you mean that you show when a character is showing grace (like the name of the character that was wronged and why this all happens in the first place) (that not once is shone with that light because she was forgotten by the very god that her father worshipped) (that poor girl) light shines upon them like god themselves is guiding the shone-upon character?
and that this is the only moment that benoit doesn't solve a case, at least officially, because having grace (the sun dims every time benoit talks) (only shining when he realizes he's being selfish) (when he understand that this is bigger than himself) (that this is not a game) is more important than being right.
you mean to tell me that when father jud carves a new cross (bringing faith back into the church) he carves the figure on it in a way that can be understood both as jesus and as grace (a woman he has never met) (but a woman that looks so much like himself) (pointed at as a sinner just for being human) and that in the heart of the statue he puts eve's apple (returning it back to grace) (the rightful owner) (the only way he can) (righting a wrong he didn't cause) bringing grace finally into the church as a revered and not a hated figure (because his purpose is not to fight the wicked) (but to serve them and bring them to christ) (and where finally, finally, the light of the sun shines upon her)?
yeah i guess you could say i thoroughly enjoyed the imagery of wake up dead man. it was pretty neat.
Things Huntrix has gone viral for;
Zoey’s old SoundCloud goes viral about once a year, it’s a common joke within the fans
Once someone commented ‘wow Huntrix dresses up so nice all the time!’ Unaware that for the last six months Mira has taken a picture of Rumi and Zoey in their off duty clothes and has been waiting for the moment to strike (she hopes that this will make Rumi and Zoey care about the pain their outfits put her in —- it doesn’t work)
Once while they were doing a road trip in the US (at Zoey’s insistence) Rumi and Mira accidentally tipped like 2000 bucks. It goes viral because Zoey happened to be on live when the sweet old lady that owned the bed and breakfast tried to give back the money because she knew they weren’t from the US and probably didn’t mean to do that.
(Rumi; dinner was 63.32 and Zoey said to round up then add 20%.
Mira; so like 82 ???…. That doesn’t seem right, that’s really low. Just give them the rest of the cash we got out when we went to the world’s largest paint ball.)
Rumi demolishing large amounts of food also goes viral multiple times, which leads to Mira and Zoey going viral with her when they try and say she eats exactly like they do
Mira and Zoey started arguing with Celine on Twitter because she bought out a failing restaurant that Rumi liked for her birthday and they were annoyed that she got there first. Turns out Celine has actually done this like ten times for all three of them.
Speaking of Celine, everytime she posts something it almost always goes viral. Whenever the ‘oh my god, give me one chance’ comments start coming, Huntrix fans have two memes, the one where Rumi is going to be their stepdaughter and the one where they’re like ‘be careful, Zoey will fight you for the title of Celine’s number one fan’
Once while they were on a show a random bug happened to get on stage and Rumi proceeded to become unskipable cutscene and told everyone all about it.
Years later when Mira gets asked how she managed to do so well at a trivia game, she simply posts the above video and a one of a compilation Zoey’s random facts.
Zoey doesn’t feel like making her room look nice everytime she streams so she actually uses a green screen. Once during a stream her nice room gets mentioned and someone was like ‘Wow Zoey you are so much more put together than I am! I wish could get the energy to do that everyday!!’ And Zoey was like ‘girl. Me too.’ And yanks the green screen down, revealing a messy bedroom and also a super surprised Rumi laying upside down off her bed on a bunch of cloths, playing some puzzle game.
