Buffer_Subroutine [VT]

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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polyamorousmood

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

silosworld

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

rincent-van-uggh

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shutupmerlin

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

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shutupmerlin

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

it has been a bit since I have genuinely laughed hard incredible post

Had another dream with bears in it. Didn’t get mauled this time. Was dangling from a jungle-gym with my grip strength weakening though. Also this time it was a polar bear ig. Might explain why she didn’t climb? (Had cubs so I am assuming mother)


I likely only didn’t fully lose because I woke up in the middle of it. Thank fuck for full bladders.

Anyway - I am running on low sleep because I was too afraid to go back to sleep. Gonna curl up and let my body rest even if my mind cannot.