Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter

Oof

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

It's time for Tiktok video of the day from my stash 🎶

Heh

"Amore! [derogatory]"

credit where credit is due, he didn’t fall for it. i was 100% expecting him to make shit up but he knew what he was talking about.

[VD: A Tiktok by @/thepasinis titled, "Can He Find the Italian Wine? 👀 Part 2". A cardboard box has been set up to hide a filled wine glass, which is labeled with a French flag emoji and has three straws sticking up out of it through the cardboard box.

A caption says that the OP "told him it was Italian, French, and Spanish wine this time", and the husband sips each straw. He confidently declares the first straw to be for French wine, but pauses and frowns strongly after sipping from both the second and third straws, saying, "Taste all French here." The OP teasingly comments that his "French DNA must be taking over," but the man continues to frown before peering over the box, seeing the single wine glass, and shouting accusingly, "Amore!" End VD]

We've found them. The Sole Orange Wielder of the Brain Cell.

Brain Cells Georg

Yes. YES!

The Tiger is Out!

@breelandwalker, @gothiccharmschool

Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

my montante instructor came by during longsword class last night and was like “hey. I found a guy to make me a flaming greatsword. If I did would you be interested.”

OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN A GIANT SWORD THAT IS ON FIRE, CHRIS

update

I have never met a man more dedicated to becoming a dark souls boss.

baseball different from how i remember it

glad they added new maps to baseball

at the club doing the fork in the garbage disposal

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

chuckles darkly

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious