Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

honestly the ancient greek graffiti in egyptian tomb KV9 may be my favorite inscriptions ever if only because "i didn't like anything except the sarcophagus" sounds exactly like something i'd hear someone say in a museum in the modern day

I like when a video game fan song comes on but you don't know it yet because the lyrics are just about a tragic loss or the darkness in your heart or something but then it hits you with a sick line "you must find the final cube" or "theyll never beat my poison blast"

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

Umm.. 🫵your m🫵utual runs a 🫵 bug porn sideblo🫵g 👍 ignore my hand ✌️ i cant control it right now 👍✌️👍👉stop that

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

die you stupid bitch

anonimas: galbūt noriu tavęs galbūt ne. priklauso

infectiouspiss: pas mane šliuchos su niuansais

i've got lithuanian hoes and i can't even communicate with them look at this shit i bet it's incorrect

vienkart

I Made A 1h 30m Soundtrack For A Video Game That Doesn't Exist

The project is called "Hazel's Mirror", and using pixel art, it tells the story of a stone figure waking up in an abandoned world. It's one of the best things I've ever made and I am so proud of it :)

Watch it HERE: https://youtu.be/m4rd-375l_U?si=4nhoJO2LEZK_Bp6V

people on tumblr are really weird

guy who thinks "mkultra" is an entry in the mortal kombat series: hey hi whats up hi how are you hello

analysis: the character in question is severely mistaken about something, but this misconception is not reflected in what theyre currently talking about, reminding us that we should not expect misinformation to be obvious. what you may not have noticed: this person is also afflicted by the curse that makes you say hello too many times

WHAT