achillbeing:

remyjay17:

ineedhjalp:

marstheriffrat:

bimyheel:

why-does-this-happen-to-me:

alter-ego-cole:

omgitzlongdennis:

ro-fromthestars:

yonderghostshistories:

wintersoulwitch:

wrenrouge:

take this gender quiz I beg you it is literally LIFE CHANGING 

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I’m a fern and I reproduce via spores

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I’m a robot. Neat :))

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Makes sense

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wow!!!

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OH COME ON!!!!

I was hoping for robot or slime or something like that, but this one’s also good.

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BANNERLICK COBBLERCRASH fuck my stupid baka life

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OH FUCK YEAH

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httpsawesome:

it is. sincerely really weird that 2016 nostalgia is a trend. like i knew this day would come but not for specifically 2016. the meme that year was about how this was the worst year ever for most people

emptyjunior:

emptyjunior:

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn’t done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad’s ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going “They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way” “They didn’t clean… Like at ALL”

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. “It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets” Jake that’s what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad’s boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They’re grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that’s what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that’s probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we’ll catch more let’s just fry it up:

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rain-droplet:

princefuckyouknickers:

cosmonautroger:

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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

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in fair verona, we lay our scene

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

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REALLY excited to read this!! the premise is that a nasty yucky ghoul is disguising himself as a cave rescuer in order to access dead bodies to eat, but unexpectedly comes across an undead wizard, who (instead of eating) he falls in homosexual love with.

I begged for an early copy because this checks literally every box for me. you can follow the author for updates here

I’m a third of the way through now, and UPDATE: it is not a yucky ghoul! it is a giant praying mantis! AND it is not an undead wizard! it is a cursed but very much alive wizard! they are still falling in homosexual love, though

turnstileskyline:

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WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

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REALLY excited to read this!! the premise is that a nasty yucky ghoul is disguising himself as a cave rescuer in order to access dead bodies to eat, but unexpectedly comes across an undead wizard, who (instead of eating) he falls in homosexual love with.

I begged for an early copy because this checks literally every box for me. you can follow the author for updates here

I’m a third of the way through now, and UPDATE: it is not a yucky ghoul! it is a giant praying mantis! AND it is not an undead wizard! it is a cursed but very much alive wizard! they are still falling in homosexual love, though

underratedgrapeju1ce:

bad-faith-misinterpreter:

underratedgrapeju1ce:

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i’m so fucking over it

Oh so you’d rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

magicratfingers:

oogie:

oogie:

oogie:

oogie:

I have terrible news

I keep trying to post a picture of fig. A really bad one. But tumblr keeps giving me an error message. Maybe the world isnt ready

Im going to split it into 4ths and see if that works


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FUCK YEAAAAAHHH

pardon me sire, it is time for your meoiwsturising regimen

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yurimartyr:

burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you’d think something called the “borgussy” is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.