01/17 2026

sebdoesthings:

It is your sacred duty to post about your OCs as if they are canon characters who have always been a part of the story and everyone knows about them

(via reinafish)

01/17 2026

toystore:

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” cheeseburger and fries with a big dr pepper and a fat man to share it with…

01/17 2026

noelledeltarune:

affirmations for the bus:

- it’s ok to be on-time

- you’re allowed to be at the stop at the time you’re meant to be there

- people won’t be upset if, when you get to the bus stop, you stop and let them onto the bus instead of making direct eye contact and driving away without stopping at the bus stop

- please

01/17 2026

txttletale:

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

01/16 2026

bullprince:

if anyone’s interested in what i’ve been doing tonight i want to make cds of our individual alter playlists and since i don’t have the ability to do so yet i’m making the covers for them. kes has requested his have a wolf and a shark because “it’ll be cool”. world’s most 10 year old 20 year old. at this rate we will be adding dinosaurs and cars to the bastard thing.

this is how you know i definitely have DID because why would i lie about this

01/16 2026

if anyone’s interested in what i’ve been doing tonight i want to make cds of our individual alter playlists and since i don’t have the ability to do so yet i’m making the covers for them. kes has requested his have a wolf and a shark because “it’ll be cool”. world’s most 10 year old 20 year old. at this rate we will be adding dinosaurs and cars to the bastard thing.

01/16 2026

if you are an adult who calls themself “problematic” i automatically know not to speak to you not because i will automatically disagree with your beliefs but because i know you’re going to be so unbearably annoying about them

01/16 2026

slimetony:

slimetony:

*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet

(via monkeyislandtwo)

01/16 2026

bullprince:

DID is like what if part of ur personality was the worlds worst anime boy. and he had a stupid name

01/15 2026

mk the monkie kid from lego monkie kid deserves to die, preferably painfully. if he wants to sacrifice himself so badly i say let him. fuck mk i hate mk he has no redeeming qualities he is only good for saving the world and honestly? mei could do all that quicker and more efficiently

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