bagel

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

no mondays in the cambrian era

I will get there

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Remember to leave comments on any fics you download to read during this time!

oh,

oh this is absolutely beautiful

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

200k notes is insane who the hell are u people

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

the lion does not concern herself with papa

Idk what she pulled on papa, but she is so proud of herself

Sucks to see someone else living your dream.

They're making it sound so doable... I have a long term plan for my life now.

His pouch spilleth over. Psalms or whatever.

She's just trying to pay her student loans

(Source)

wait THAT'S where it came from?