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@butchbuzzard

buzzard, adult, he or zie
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Hey *taps mic* is this thing on

hi im buzzard, don't buzz me unless you know me. and don't "buzzy" me unless you know me intimately (aka unless you are my wife.) yep we're starting out strong. this is my horny blog if you couldn't tell and here I like to post shit that gets my big weiner hard. i don't tend to reblog because im pretentious about porn and i have a superiority complex. i might post art here from time to time and by the way did i mention i love my wife. here are my cliffsnotes:

  • adult
  • white
  • switch verse but i tend to be a #servicetop to my #powerbottom because im #obsessedwithhim
  • butch mandyke (dykeman also. like superman)
  • i have a wife so don't hornypost at me. i will not respond or i will make fun of you, and not in a way you will be into.
  • i am plural and might post about that on occasion
  • i will not reblog donation posts unless i know you, sorry.
  • making a pledge to stay as far away from discourse as i can but im also very confrontational. if you have a problem with something I say, please tell me, but know that i may disagree with you.

Alright now for the fun stuff

kinks and fetishes you might encounter on my blog:

  • sadomasochism
  • body mods
  • violence as a fetish (will be tagged as #gore)
  • robots, computers, etc
  • petplay (but really, who isn't doing that on tumblr nowadays)
  • breeding (see previous comment)
  • primal play
  • feet (🤤)
  • musk
  • piss
  • vore
  • transformation
  • feederism/general food fetish
  • bootblacking
  • conversion/dyke conversion (i post this very rarely, but i have so much weird shit going on gender-wise that it's fun to play with this on occasion. any mention will be tagged #conversion so that you don't get jumpscared.)
  • cnc, but not super hard (hard for me to clarify the line, but i don't want my partner to not want what I'm doing to them at all. it's more fun to me if you hate how much you want me to hurt you. ❤️)

i don't personally like this and won't follow back if you post it, but i don't really care if you rb or follow:

  • incest/fauxcest
  • scat

DNI:

  • typical DNI: don't be a bigot
  • minors
  • if you believe in 'transandrophobia'
  • if you like/draw porn of feral animals, MEANING: real-world or realistic animals who cannot verbally consent. i make this clarification because i don't really care if someone's sparkledogs or dragons get it on, but if you're drawing, like, an actual dog fucking you, i don't like that and I'd rather you not interact with me

uh yeah that's it bye

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Reblogged aaantlion
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the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

#Bear in a bunny costume#:) yayyyyyyy mauled at my office job
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this was a comment on a video of a male medical student talking about going into his obgyn rotation and how hes not offended when people dont allow him to sit in on their obgyn appointments to get clinical experience. and I HATE this mindset.

there is nothing sexual or perverted about being an OBGYN. that is a medical doctor for a specific part of a person's body. yes, those parts are used in sex and reproduction. but like any other part of the human body, it can have medical problems that need to be fixed. to say that anyone, regardless of gender, must have some perverted desire in order to become a specialized doctor is so disgusting. do we think that female doctors who specialize in male urology and reproductive health are just horny women who want to look at penis all day?

and if you are personally uncomfortable with having a male obgyn, that's perfectly fine. the video that this comment was left on was specifically about a male medical student saying "your comfort and safety always comes first, no one is offended by you saying you don't want me in the room while you have an exam" which is true!! but to then say "he shouldn't be in that practice anyway. predator." is so fucking nasty. he hasn't done anything wrong. these medical visits should always be built on the strictest form of informed consent. youre judging him for being a student in a very necessary medical field. there are a lot of great women obgyns, i just had my hysterectomy from one, but I don't think that only women should be allowed to be obgyns and male obgyns should not be shamed.

remember that some people hold just as much trauma towards women and would actually feel more comfortable being assessed by a man. male predators are more common because of a patriarchal society that teaches men to be entitled (NOT due to some implicit evil that some folks seem to think exists inside a man), but being a predator is not unique to being a man, and people who have trauma around women also deserve a safe and comfortable medical experience.

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context: picking appropriate attire for family dinner

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Reblogged anarchomilfism
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2026 year of the gamer neopussy

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yeah they're government subsidized. i hear there's also USB hub and heated cupholder options in addition to the LED stuff

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Reblogged soundclown
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splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

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splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

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Its real now thanks op

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i cannot BELIEVE

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There's a second one

#save
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Reblogged skunkes
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if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

#Giggles
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Reblogged toriel-2
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You're Mom's perfect little Bender Unit now, okay? no more worries, just bend girders. No more frustrations, just drink and smoke and tell everyone to bite your shiny metal ass.

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#forcebender #bender k1nk #nsft bender #1cky r0bot #futurama

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Reblogged toriel-2
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You're Mom's perfect little Bender Unit now, okay? no more worries, just bend girders. No more frustrations, just drink and smoke and tell everyone to bite your shiny metal ass.

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#forcebender #bender k1nk #nsft bender #1cky r0bot #futurama

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