Where is, where is, where is KNIFE.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Hi! I’m Butcher Larry and I enjoy all things fandom :) The current fandom that’s taken over my brain is Superbat, but I still get excited about past fandoms I’ve consumed content for (I’m looking at you, Hannibal). I have an ao3 account full of bookmarks of the fanfics from the fandoms I enjoy. Here is a link to all those bookmarks if you’re interested!

For the longest time I would lurk, like, and reblog on here, but I’ve stated posting more! Every Sunday, I post a fic rec list of what all I’ve read that week! Along with links to the fic, I have a little summary of the fic, as well as any major pairings or relationships.

The title of the blog is a quote from my baby brother (who is an adult man with a CAT - something he has also said). He was playing one of his video games and was looking for a weapon to use. I haven’t gotten it out of my head since and thought it would be funny to use for a blog run by someone called Butcher Larry, heehee.

I also love meat science, butchery, and agricultural topics (mostly livestock, mostly cattle). If you ask nicely, I may answer any questions you have about those topics too!

I have a second blog too, called balcony birds!  I’ve gotten more seriously into birding, so I post all my bird stuff there.  My bird pictures I take are posted there too!  There are usually two pictures that I’ve taken posted a day (unless I’ve forgotten to restock my queue).

This is for people who read the pinned posts put on blogs, but if you send me an ask (anonymous or not) and ask for a picture, I’ll answer with one of the many pictures I have taken since I’ve gotten into photography and birding :)

Enjoy!

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forgot to upload this wip.. haven't got the time to render this for a moment after diarrhea lol. still contemplating what type of place they're in. also this screenshot is not the whole image, i just don't like Clark's face here, need to do some adjustments

but just to put some overall idea of what's happening here:

this is soulmate au with daemon. the daemon that are attached to you is the embodiment of your soulmate, not you. they have souls and mind of their own but ultimately they represent your soulmate's personality. this black panther is Clark's soulmate's daemon. you know who his soulmate is ;)

i hope i explain it well just for a glimpse 🙏

indestructibleannajay
just-shower-thoughts

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

maliwanhellfires

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

castiel-for-king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

sonneillonv

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

nonlinear-nonsubjective

consider the coconut

bemusedlybespectacled

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

erotic-yoddeling

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

heartgemsona

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This post is a journey

virtuous-thing

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

dovewithscales

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

messy-scandinoodle

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

dovewithscales

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.

Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.

Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

hyratel

I MEAN where’s the lie

dovewithscales

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?

Everyone: Australia.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

koko-blueturtle

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.