I swear to God if they don't save that rat imma riot

You're hawk tuahing I'm honk shooing, we're not the same

Hazel fighting karpoi, what is this plants vs zombies?

Polybotes

More like, polybo-deez nuts

The most confusing thing is two characters or people from two of your fandoms having the same name, and trying to figure out which the post is about

As soon as Cat King stood up I thought, ooh he's gonna bed Edwin so hard, haha that's his punishment

And then that's actually what happened-

I'm either psychic or appropriately horny

Twink Boy Detectives

Who thought I'd be a good idea to release season 3 on a Monday?!

I'm watching Monk and MISHA MOTHER FUCKING COLLINS JUST SHOWS UP!!!!!!

My friend just ruined Good Omens by saying that Aziraphale and Crowley are technically brothers...

Sometimes I'm scrolling and I like a post and I realize it's one of mine. That's self love bitch.

I say we keep the monarchy around just long enough to get a real life firstprince, and then they can demolish it together