woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

I adore this

I love being trans. I love testosterone. love mixed trait androgyny. I love being unidentifiable to whoever I meet. I love myself even when I face misogyny. I love myself even when people say my masculine features are disgusting. I love being me.

I love being trans. I love testosterone. love mixed trait androgyny. I love being unidentifiable to whoever I meet. I love myself even when I face misogyny. I love myself even when people say my masculine features are disgusting. I love being me.

I love being trans. I love testosterone. love mixed trait androgyny. I love being unidentifiable to whoever I meet. I love myself even when I face misogyny. I love myself even when people say my masculine features are disgusting. I love being me.

I love being trans. I love testosterone. love mixed trait androgyny. I love being unidentifiable to whoever I meet. I love myself even when I face misogyny. I love myself even when people say my masculine features are disgusting. I love being me.

What a disgusting pervert, we should kill it

starting a collection

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

for make a terrible comic day

awesome to work as an extra in movies. let’s hire the guy that looks like a person that could be there

Tips for understanding your cat's signals.

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

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