Spreading the kryoz in a dress propaganda

I draw him too much I need to get a job smh

smii7y and kryoz things i don't think i posted here

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

suggestion: vampire characters who actually act their age

give me a sitcom about 100-year-old vampires living in a florida retirement community! some of them got turned eons ago and still look young, some of them have only been vamps for a decade or two and look mostly their age, and a few others got turned into vampires whenever but for some random genetic reason still undergo the mortal aging process. give me all of that–and then make their personalities old and grumpy.

so you have a cul-de-sac of florida retirement condos full of pissy aging bloodsuckers who physically range from age 10-years-old to ancient-as-dirt, but they are all unequivocally enthusiastic about bingo & competitively comparing grandkids & printing out MapQuest directions & complaining about Kids These Days (anyone under age 90). greenlight this project immediately and offer Betty White any salary she wants

for no reason in particular, the nursing assistants should be werewolves.

the ostensible reason is that werewolves are immune to vampire bites. but the more gossipy of the vampire residents insist the werewolves have ulterior motives, up to and including:

Okay, but who’s gonna work the night shift on the full moon?  Because obviously, the werewolves all need that night off, and possibly the next day, too.

Igors.

They get extra TOIL to make up for those -particular- night shifts, which not only include managing the cul de sac’s vampiric inhabitants, but throwing about 3 cases of tennis balls for 3 8-hour overnight shifts straight.

I have actually never heard this term before but it is my new favorite acronym. TOIL in exchange for toil. I like to think the Igors have a strong union

Double, Bubble, TOIL for our Troubles

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

I've been spinning Kryoz around in my head for years and I finally came up with a design I like. Finally! The perfect combination of chill vibes and explosive anger!

You see, I love people's art of him being a precious sunflower boy, but come on. This man has said so many slurs and he'll say another just for fun. Him being Icy is cool (heh) too, but then he talks wike dis owo and I donno.

...the rest of the design is still cooking, just give me a minute.

mouthwashing dog au in which swansea owns 3 dogs 🐶🐶🐶

curly: golden retriever because of course he is. his previous owners shaved him (which you're not supposed to do to goldens), so his hair grew back in curlier than it should've.

anya: borzoi/afghan hound mix. she had to be a borzoi—the eyes called for it. she's also a trained service dog.

daisuke: pomeranian. he gives little yappy dog energy what can i say. he's still a puppy and can be quite the handful sometimes but swansea can never stay mad at that face.

had to include what i think swansea's dog form would be too of course. he's the most english bulldog kind of guy i've ever seen. it's the vibes.

Swansea’s wife design☀️

100 Dialogue Tags You Can Use Instead of “Said”

For the writers struggling to rid themselves of the classic ‘said’. Some are repeated in different categories since they fit multiple ones (but those are counted once so it adds up to 100 new words). 

1. Neutral Tags 

Straightforward and unobtrusive dialogue tags: 

Added, Replied, Stated, Remarked, Responded, Observed, Acknowledged, Commented, Noted, Voiced, Expressed, Shared, Answered, Mentioned, Declared.

2. Questioning Tags 

Curious, interrogative dialogue tags:

Asked, Queried, Wondered, Probed, Inquired, Requested, Pondered, Demanded, Challenged, Interjected, Investigated, Countered, Snapped, Pleaded, Insisted.

3. Emotive Tags 

Emotional dialogue tags:

Exclaimed, Shouted, Sobbed, Whispered, Cried, Hissed, Gasped, Laughed, Screamed, Stammered, Wailed, Murmured, Snarled, Choked, Barked.

4. Descriptive Tags 

Insightful, tonal dialogue tags: 

Muttered, Mumbled, Yelled, Uttered, Roared, Bellowed, Drawled, Spoke, Shrieked, Boomed, Snapped, Groaned, Rasped, Purred, Croaked.

5. Action-Oriented Tags 

Movement-based dialogue tags: 

Announced, Admitted, Interrupted, Joked, Suggested, Offered, Explained, Repeated, Advised, Warned, Agreed, Confirmed, Ordered, Reassured, Stated.

6. Conflict Tags 

Argumentative, defiant dialogue tags:

Argued, Snapped, Retorted, Rebuked, Disputed, Objected, Contested, Barked, Protested, Countered, Growled, Scoffed, Sneered, Challenged, Huffed.

7. Agreement Tags 

Understanding, compliant dialogue tags: 

Agreed, Assented, Nodded, Confirmed, Replied, Conceded, Acknowledged, Accepted, Affirmed, Yielded, Supported, Echoed, Consented, Promised, Concurred.

8. Disagreement Tags 

Resistant, defiant dialogue tags: 

Denied, Disagreed, Refused, Argued, Contradicted, Insisted, Protested, Objected, Rejected, Declined, Countered, Challenged, Snubbed, Dismissed, Rebuked.

9. Confused Tags 

Hesitant, uncertain dialogue tags:

Stammered, Hesitated, Fumbled, Babbled, Mumbled, Faltered, Stumbled, Wondered, Pondered, Stuttered, Blurted, Doubted, Confessed, Vacillated.

10. Surprise Tags

Shock-inducing dialogue tags:

Gasped, Stunned, Exclaimed, Blurted, Wondered, Staggered, Marvelled, Breathed, Recoiled, Jumped, Yelped, Shrieked, Stammered.

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