i want everyone to shut up and join this man and His 15 POUND RED CABBAGE!!
Anonymous asked:
my best friend’s girlfriend told me that “any girl willing to get to know you should be given the chance” and i’ve been thinking about that all day because it honestly has made me more confident in dating as a trans man.
this-is-trans-joy answered:
This is trans joy!!!
i want everyone to shut up and join this man and His 15 POUND RED CABBAGE!!
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
my meds (for some fucking reason) have given me a raging appetite, so i’ve resorted to eating handfuls of dried pasta as my parents are very crunchy.
Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy
“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.”
“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.”
“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.”
Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go












