When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭
Everyone talks about how embarrassing the wangxian confession was in the Guanyin temple, but I would argue that Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen’s messy, public divorce should be competing for the title of “most awkward for hapless bystanders.”
Because sure, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were being shamelessly cuddly, but Jin Guangyao—the man who was revealing his supervillain masterplot bit by bit throughout this altercation—spent a portion of that time on his knees in front of Lan Xichen with a tearful, “it’s not true baby let me explain,” routine—during which you can physically see Lan Xichen yo-yo in real-time between fully buying into jiggy’s excuses, then snapping himself out of it with a colorful spectrum of emotions that are definitely in contrast with the Lan family precepts.
What’s worse, not only are Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen essentially two of the biggest celebrities of the cultivation world, but most of the cultivators present actively work for Jin Guangyao. That is their boss ugly crying on the floor trying not to fumble the man they are actively holding as their prisoner.
wangxian’s PDA crimes pale in comparison to whatever the fuck xiyao was putting them through.
Ilya meeting Shane’s parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya “The Terminator” Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word “lovers” and Russia’s Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them “boyfriends” and it’s your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
Every fandom has little fanfic quirks, preferred genres and tones, but I must say I’m obsessed with The Goblin Emperor fandom specifically for their trend of writing in-universe academic textbooks. Often with fake citations.
