The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
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⚔️ One Year Hence! 🌲
It’s been very fun and surprising that the King Arthur side of tumblr has seemed to like my green knight art! So I made it available as a print on my etsy :0
thank you all very much!!!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/RoansRagDolls?ref=dashboard-header§ion_id=50800514
how many apples tall are yall?
gothic horror is when there’s a location. cosmic horror is when there’s an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you’re outside.
imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt
Marie Curie’s notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They’re so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes “yea there’s a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush.” like wat excuse me
Y'all for real please do these. Even if you’re certain your posture doesn’t suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
at the risk of being cringe with everything going on — this week, the last six months, the past five years — i keep thinking about that one quote from the great gatsby
“they were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
it’s just every day now, huh.
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why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS
he’s evolving??!???!
update: there were THREE with legs in this bag and one of them was three colors instead of two. why are my gummi worms mutating
good evening to everyone EXCEPT the user who tagged this post with ‘those are his nipples’
Little sweeties.
it never sits well with me when people associate beauty with morality like i remember when i was in my early 20s and my friends would compliment each other like “that’s what happens when you’re not racist—you get a banging body” or “you can tell she’s homophobic because of her ugly mug” like it’s never felt right to me. beauty as a reward or a virtue feels so bizarre to me. ugliness as a punishment feels so bizarre to me. it all feels like 19th century phrenology and physiognomy
🌾🌾🌾Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just…. believed her
What
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You me a cigarette and a bucket of frog graw or whatever the fuck they call it. The shit made out of tortured duck livers.
Enamored with this ask
(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way
like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain
How’s Curious George doing btw
hey. That was devastating
Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.
white boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by ordering in perfect Proto-Indo-European