Writing advice from my uni teachers:

Where is all of this advice in my English literature courses?!? (Probably in the second semester or second/third year, but still!!! I'm too impatient for that)

happy appreciate a dragon day everyboldy

The other perspective makes it funnier

the saying about rose tinted glasses has a real truth to it. have you ever worn actual rose tinted glasses in real life. like those candy heart shapes ones. it fucking rules. you look cool AND everything looks a little bit like it has an instragram filter on it. cannot reccomend my rose tinted glasses enough #myrosetintedglasses

the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

@hummingbird-hunter

you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that

hey ... cut it out 😡

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

WHAT

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

happy annoy squidward day

I’m sorry, women, your existence has been deemed too pure to be included in our horror zine. Your pain makes everyone uncomfortable, which is not what horror is supposed to do. Why don’t you write about something happy happening to you instead while we give all the starring roles of suffering to men instead?

posts really do just break out of your mutual circle and immediately land in the lap of the most insufferable people ever huh

Every reblog away from your mutuals is a reblog towards someone who will tag your post #tonystark

I had a serious post get tagged destiel once and when I tell you that was the closest I ever came to becoming the joker

one time someone tagged an informative post I made about psychosis "horror inspo"

This is the exact time of woman to think the white blond woman who sided with the oppressor out of convenience (just like them fr) is the innocent victim 🥺 and the oppressed black woman is the bad guy for causing the white woman to not get what she wants 🤬

And also called Elphaba a pick me while blaming a female character for something a man did

”Glinda should’ve never forgiven Elphaba”

More like Elphaba shouldn’t have forgiven Glinda. Glinda is basically the walking embodiment of performative activism. Which from a narrative standpoint is not a bad thing, it’s a deliberate writing choice, and a pretty blatant one at that, so IDK how people are out here trying justify Glinda’s actions.

The exact women Glinda is supposed to represent watched the film and didn't wanna accept the message about how they're the problem, so they did what the villains of the movie did and paint Elphaba as the Wicked one and Glinda as the Good one

So they missed the whole point of the film because their bad actions weren't being rewarded

Wicked unfortunately got the Stranger Things effect where it's a story about outcasts that became too popular so now the mainstream audience are watching it and are offended that the story is about outcasts