internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
reblog if you’d illegally download your followers
having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
mutuals. c'mere. this is a checkpoint. i am checking in. i am wrapping you in a blanket and giving you a nice warm drink. also some pretty flowers. it will be ok.
Chrumblr please pray for our family, my dad had a heart attack and is in the hospital.
Dad is in a medically induced coma with a heart pump. The doctors put a stent in. They think there may be another blockage but don’t know for sure. Next couple of days will bring more answers.
Dad is improving slowly. There was no additional blockage after all. They need to keep him knocked out because he's intubated but when they bring him out of it he's responsive.
Now you can all pray for me as I have to work until midnight and I just got a load of myself in the webcam and YIKES.
Doctors are hoping to turn down the heart pump today.
I hope it all turns out ok. I’m so sorry this happened
I need this.
Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year
Fingers crossed!
Kelly would very confidently and very drunkenly try to play piano man on the harmonica. John, Fred, and Linda are trying to come up with a plan to get the harmonica away from her and out the nearest air lock.
expect the reality is that no one can get the harmonica away from her. Even drunk she’s too fast
Time for my perennial wondering about just how much it would take to get a Spartan drunk.
At least 6 shots. At the bare minimum
Of at least 100 proof liquor
DUDE…. Spartans vs a bottle of everclear
Just the TASTE of Everclear almost made me sick so that might be a fair fight.
It’s practically handsanitizer in a bottle
Kelly would very confidently and very drunkenly try to play piano man on the harmonica. John, Fred, and Linda are trying to come up with a plan to get the harmonica away from her and out the nearest air lock.
expect the reality is that no one can get the harmonica away from her. Even drunk she’s too fast
Time for my perennial wondering about just how much it would take to get a Spartan drunk.
At least 6 shots. At the bare minimum
Of at least 100 proof liquor
DUDE…. Spartans vs a bottle of everclear
Kelly would very confidently and very drunkenly try to play piano man on the harmonica. John, Fred, and Linda are trying to come up with a plan to get the harmonica away from her and out the nearest air lock.
expect the reality is that no one can get the harmonica away from her. Even drunk she’s too fast
Therefore the plan becomes to get her drunk enough that she finally slows down for once in her life. Or it becomes a 3 on 1 wrestling match to pry it out of her hands. Kelly does not give up her harmonica without a major fight.
I would pay good money to see the 3 vs 1 wrestling match! I think the plan would depend on how bad the playing is. If it’s so terrible none of them can stand it, then wrestling match. If it’s somewhat tolerable, then they try to get her really really drunk. Make her drink against Fred, maybe she’ll lose (probably not)
I do think that drunk Kelly would in fact start screaming as she starts losing the wrestling match.
And obviously they have to put her in a drinking match against Fred, John never loses and even drunk she's too smart to fall into that trap 😂
She starts screaming like a rabid animal and someone comes to check in on them. Only to find a ball of arms and legs
YES, plus humiliating Fred is simply Kelly bait
Fred the next morning is still throwing up and wildly hungover while Kelly is only sort of hungover. Fred learned a valuable lesson that day, first he swears to whatever God is out there he will never drink again if his hangover goes away. And secondly he learned to never drink against Kelly again.
Fred: *violently throwing up* why… why did I do this to myself *vomits again* Kelly: *laughing then laughs to hard and it makes her hangover worse* shit. Well at least I’m not worshiping the toilet right now
Kelly would very confidently and very drunkenly try to play piano man on the harmonica. John, Fred, and Linda are trying to come up with a plan to get the harmonica away from her and out the nearest air lock.
expect the reality is that no one can get the harmonica away from her. Even drunk she’s too fast
Therefore the plan becomes to get her drunk enough that she finally slows down for once in her life. Or it becomes a 3 on 1 wrestling match to pry it out of her hands. Kelly does not give up her harmonica without a major fight.
I would pay good money to see the 3 vs 1 wrestling match! I think the plan would depend on how bad the playing is. If it’s so terrible none of them can stand it, then wrestling match. If it’s somewhat tolerable, then they try to get her really really drunk. Make her drink against Fred, maybe she’ll lose (probably not)
I do think that drunk Kelly would in fact start screaming as she starts losing the wrestling match.
And obviously they have to put her in a drinking match against Fred, John never loses and even drunk she's too smart to fall into that trap 😂
She starts screaming like a rabid animal and someone comes to check in on them. Only to find a ball of arms and legs
YES, plus humiliating Fred is simply Kelly bait
I have made it my mission to give the canon Spartan-IIs some love, give them face headcanons, and have them interact with my IIs, as they would all be very close. Here's Li-008 with my OC Chase. Being bros.
Dude Li-008 had so much potential to be so cool. And then Eric just straight up murdered him :(
Art is beautiful. Love your interruption of Li 008 he’s awesome
don’t be blaming nylund for halo death mandates, church and I expanded this boy from bungie’s clutches. don’t be silly goofy.
it was not nylund who decided that John need to be the last spartan for advertising, it was not nylund who demanded that the EU be a reluctant addition and not a generous one for Halo up until and to some degree after halo 3
I didn’t think about this 😱😳 my bad
