DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

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add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

at the cottage picking up rocks

you guys should be doing the assigned prereadings for my posts

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

eventually yuna's gonna b like "it's really upsetting u cant get pregnant because your children would've been the best hockey players of all time" and shane will look at her like she shot a dog in front of him

heated rivalry has been like the reintroduction of wolves in yellowstone for this website

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

I would like to relax with you. For once.

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

You feel it too, don't you?

You don't see that every day. Pretty big night for hockey.