Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

“Ask ChatGPT this and that” like fuck holy shit people don’t want real advice.

“Ask ChatGPT this and that”

like fuck holy shit people

don’t want real advice.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i just woke up from a dream where will graham could communicate with ghosts and was constantly hearing voices coming from hannibals tummy because y'know its full of people or whatever and thought it meant he was pregnant

always be sure to follow people with differing viewpoints in order to broaden your own mindset

Edited a pic of myself for this one lol

Didn't end up like I wanted but that's what we have for today

log off the internet and go annoy your cat for 15 minutes

There's a stranger sleeping opposite to me on my train ride home. He was there when I got on, and as I sat down I asked him if this was his station. He said no, his station is only the third last one. I told him I can wake him up there, I'm going to the end of the line anyway so I have no problem keeping track of them for him.

So now my job for the time being and the duration of this train ride is to look out for this random guy and also make sure that nobody wakes him up before his station. This is my stranger now and I'm ready to fight another stranger to defend my stranger. This is my task and duty now.

I love Jesse Faden from control. She has parental issues. She loves her brother. She wants to hate the FBC but immediately trauma bonds with the first three people to be nice to her there. She likes cats. She yearns so hard for Emily Pope that her paranatural friend sends a message asking her to come over. She escaped a psych ward. She accepts being the janitors assistant but dosent accept being the director until the endgame. She can shoot. She likes poetry. I love her

you know those like really edgy traumacore edits or whatever. can i have one of those but its about eating a cheese when ur lactose intolerant

EXACTLY

Your wish is my command

petting lab

There is a muppet in my attic. A felt, sprawling thing that crouches in the shadowed corner. It thrums with sex and malice. I could sit there for hours, watching the swirls of plush and velvet on its surface. I have done so. It is not the materials that enthral me; no, it’s the hole betwixt them. It sings that I am beautiful. Sings that I am a home. That I can be fully consumed by what loves me.

check out my cool juggling trick

right clicking files and choosing "Open With 1 Billion Devils" as a malicious grin crawls across my face (in this setting "grin" is a kind of venomous spider)

overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!

Aren’t you… Forgetting someone? *tries to not look hurt*

winston i am so fucking sorry i genuinely forgot ur an overwatch character for a moment you feel like a brother to me

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Closest match: Plagodis dolabraria genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Scorched Wing Moth

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Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

@chef-lugoli-official you ever do this with your staff?

No, not with my staff, no. We have more efficient ways of keeping warm.

(With Groal on the other hand...)

No, not with my staff,

no. We have more efficient

ways of keeping warm.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar