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𝐌𝐎𝐁 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎 𝟏𝟎𝟎
Reigen Arataka
✧˚ · . one shots
The Morning After | fem!Reader 18+!
My headcanon is that in Heaven Abel is actually really popular with the ladies, especially heaven-born ones. Way more popular than Adam. He has a pretty face, kinda looks like Lucifer and he’s super sweet. So I wouldn’t be surprised if they showed a Disney looking ass scene where a group of smitten girls goes “hi Abel!!” when he passes by them.
The only reason why he doesn’t get laid that often (and obviously not nearly as much as his dad), is that he’s completely oblivious about it. He’s just existing. And I don’t see him as the flirty type so even if he knew he wouldn’t take advantage of it.
Adam seethes with jealousy and more than once screams at Abel to use his pretty genes he gave him and fuck around. Abel doesn’t listen of course, but he does get laid once in a while.
(Propaganda I’m not falling for: virgin!Abel)
thnks fr th mmrs | Abel x fem!sinner!Reader
plot. you, a sinner, and Abel, a higher angel and current leader of the Exorcist Army, come to terms with yourdifferences when the Vees declare war to Heaven. And maybe, there are more than you thought.
pairing. Abel x fem!sinner!Reader
prompts. angst, arguing, breaking up, forbidden relationship, hurt no comfort, class differences, break up talk
tw. near panic attack
«This angel admits it! She called the Extermination to silence the sinners speaking out, empowering each other! You did it to keep us down!»
Your eyes wide in shock, and your nails dipped in your palms to the point they hurt. Your head feels heavy and on the verge of exploding, and you take a step back. Everything is overwhelming to the point of causing you a panic attack. You feel your throat closing, your vision going blurry and your breathing becoming ragged.
Vox is declaring war on Heaven. And Abel is up there, his golden wings contrasting with Hell’s red and black sky. In his hands, he holds a gift basket he brought along with Emily, Sera and Lute. A cute basket with a teddy bear holding a heart with “sowwy” written on it, a cheese assortment, a bottle of wine and…taffys. Taffys that Abel blabbered about like three times.
CALLING ON YOU | Abel x fem!sinner!Reader
pairing. Abel x fem!sinner!Reader
plot. in which you have the wettest dream you ever had about someone you would’ve never expected: Abel.
prompts. wet dream, erotic dream, feminine anatomy and pronouns for reader, cunnilingus, oral sex, fingering, climax, obvious Dispatch reference
TW. NSFW, 18+, minors DNI, explicit sexual content
word count. 700; ficlet
A soft purple light cast through your bedroom. The white noise of your diffuser puffing out a sweet lavender scent. Almost too sweet. The sound of the bedsprings creaking as his body shifts from below.
«Fuuuck…» you breathe out.
Your fingernails claw the lilac sheets and they emit that high-pitched, squeaky sound of resistance — you almost ripped them.
So now it’s confirmed canon that losing your first love while battling an interdimensional god creature is a Tozier thing???
OMG MY SHAYLAS.
I commissioned an artist to draw Adam and my angel OC Madeline. Madeline is actually the one I visualize when writing my latest Adam fic, which WILL be updated soon!
Full art credit to Abbey M. on Fiverr, pls commission her, she’s so talented!
I Won’t Mind | Adam x Reader
part. 2/5
links. part 1
pairing. Adam x fem!angel!Reader
plot. you and Adam need to come to terms with the bet you made 100 years ago: if you couldn’t keep a relationship in the next century, you would have sex with each other. But sex can’t change things between you and your best friend Adam, right?
tags. best friends to lovers, sex, kissing, making out, idiots in love, romantic comedy, fluff, awkward romance, idiots in love, fluff and comedy, movie references, Adam has a Heart (still an idiot), opposites attract
word count. 3k
TW. 18+ MDNI!, explicit sexual content, sex, p in v sex, smut, canon typical language
«don’t look around, ‘cause love is blind and darling right now I can’t see you» I Won’t Mind - Zayn
«Like that?»
You nod frantically as your fingers grip the sheets, a moan escaping your lips.
«Yeah Adam, like that» your words come out in a whisper.
Adam groans against your neck as he keeps on thrusting slowly and languidly. His body on top of yours, holding you, bringing you pleasure and warmth like a gift.
But how did you and Adam, your best friend, end up like this?
HAZBIN HOTEL SEASON 2 EP. 8 SPOILERS
My Hear my Hope is the fact that Vox deciding to attack Heaven with a weapon that shoots holy light, and Emily needing a prosthetic wing after being harmed by that same holy light prove that holy light has the same effect as angelic steel.
HEAR MY HOPE VIVZIEPOP SINNER ADAM IM BEGGING ON MY KNEEEEEES OH GOD BRING MY WIFE BACKKKKK
When I’m reminded that Adam was, in fact, a huge piece of shit
birds of a feather | Adam x Reader
part 1/5
links. part 2
pairing. Adam x fem!angel!Reader
plot. you and Adam are best friends. Birds of a feather, despite being opposites. A bond so strong that you two never considered having sex with each other. That’s until, while joking about you both’s disastrous love life, you make a bet. If none of you can’t keep a relationship until the next century, you and Adam will fuck. Just one night, for fun, to prove that not even sex could get in the way of your friendship. Right?
prompts. best friends to lovers, enemies to lovers (you hate each other at first), Adam has a heart, Adam being Adam, opposites attract, foul language, mentions of sex, eventual smut, idiots in love, fluff, romantic comedy
word count. 2k words
«Adam, the First Man? Oh, I listen to his albums when I can! I’m not that much of a fan but he’s really talented!»
«Adam? You mean THE Adam? I just can’t wait for the new album, so I can buy the CD, the vinyl, the VIP package, the t-shirts, everything! I’m his biggest fan and oh sweet angels he’s hot»
«Adam? The Man from the Garden?! Fuck that guy, he’s the biggest asshole in Heaven! We banged and when I woke up the next morning he was already gone and he never called me back! A total jerk! Sex was good tho and his dick was soooo bi-»
«He’s so overrated»
«Adam?»
You look at the camera, not too far away from your face. Your white feathers ruffle and your halo flickers; you don’t like being in front of cameras. You accepted only cause you didn’t hear the question, or understand that those were journalists in the first place. So now you just stand there, with the interviewer encouraging you to answer the question by gently shaking the microphone near your mouth.
«What are your thoughts on Adam?» that was the question asked before.
You answer.
«I assume you’re talking about Adam the First Man. Well…» you say, and the journalists wait, hopeful.
You clear your throat and look right through the camera «Adam is a douchebag. Self-absorbed, egomaniac, a total misogynist. Did you ever hear him talk about women? Terrible. He has the humor of a 12 year old, drinks more sugary drinks than water, zero control over his language, which is inappropriate by the way. Ugh, he can’t go more than a minute without swearing—»
The journalists are looking at you wide-eyed, completely shocked. You look calm, as if you just said something casual. And then, you shrug.
«But…he’s my best friend».
Abel in a secret relationship with a popstar sinner!Reader
fandom. Hazbin Hotel
pairing. Abel x popstar!fem!sinner!Reader
prompts. love at first sight, awkward crushes, secret relationship, forbidden romance, teasing, fluff, sexual tension, sex, female pronouns for reader, famous reader
TW. mentions of sex, some mcfreakery dare i say
- Abel comes to visit the Hotel with Sera, Emily and St. Peter, as Sera is trying to rekindle the relationship between Heaven and Hell.
- Charlie
makes an attempt atthrows a little party at the Hotel to welcome them, with some of the guests. Included you, who’s been at the Hotel for a month after the failed Extermination. - As soon as Abel comes out the portal, you and him make eye contact.
- Uh-oh.
- MORE THAN A FEEEELING.
- For the BOTH OF YOU.
- Abel has visited Hell only a couple of times in his lifetime, he was never much interested in sinners. And even in Heaven, he wasn’t the type to lose his mind for a woman.
- But when he sees you for the first time, he’s starstruck. Head over heels.
- Oh same goes for you. As soon as he comes out the portal your eyes go wide and your jaw falls open a bit.
- Blond hair, golden eyes, the sweet but pretty face, everything gets you.
- Cherri Bomb has to elbow your side to snap you out of your trance.
- After you dance around each other the whole party because both of you are too shy to strike a conversation, Abel approaches you.
- Emily basically pushed him at full force.
- It takes you two a while to form coherent sentences in between your stuttering, but in the end you chat a lot.
- You tell him that you’re a popstar in Hell, and Abel soon understands that you are a famous one as you show him your Voxtify charts.
- Towards the end of the party, Sera has to take him by his vest and throw him back in the portal as you giggle and wave him goodbye. He keeps looking back at you and smiling and waving with the most love-soaked face, until the portal closed.
- During your chat, you invited Abel to your next show, not realising that he probably wouldn’t be there. He’s still an angel after all. He can’t just come to Hell when he wants. Plus, he probably doesn’t care that much.
- But, surprisingly, during the stadium tour show, you manage to notice him in the crowd. He’s hiding because he didn’t want to be recognized as an angel, along with someone who looked like St. Peter, and you blush HARD.
- Then, the set begins. Abel tried to come prepared, he listened to
your entire discographya couple of your songs. But still, nothing could’ve prepared him for this concert. - On stage all your awkwardness and shyness leave your body, and your songs are…something.
- They are freaky holy shit. Not in an excessively vulgar way. But still kinda explicit.
- He’s flustered. Especially because YOU LOOK AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME.
- You smile, sprawl on the floor, lick your lips, sing the most sensual words all the while holding eye contact with Abel.
- Boy was hard for two days after that.
- After the show you take him and St. Peter to the backstage, thanking them for being there. And all the self-confidence you had on stage abandons you. Being on stage is the only moment when you manage to leave behind your awkward self and speak your mind truthfully. Included flirting with Abel. But now that you are face to face- POOF, GONE.
- «W-were those lyrics aimed at s-someone?» Abel dear, he’s trying. And trying to understand if you’re already taken.
- «What? Noooo» you’re in denial, as always.
- After that, Abel begins sneaking into Hell to see you.
- I don’t know if Abel can conjure portals to Heaven. If not, he would ask Emily to do so for him. She’s you two’s number one fan along with St. Peter.
- You spend the majority of your time together in your Hotel room balcony as he keeps you company for a cigarette, or inside watching movies. One time you almost hold hands (just touched pinkies but then both of you chicken out).
- Abel manages to sneak you into Heaven when he can, to stargaze in his apartment’s attic.
- That’s when you two finally have your first kiss.
- Abel leans in, lips slightly parted, without even realising it. You step back out of surprise and he snaps out of it.
- «I’M SO SORRY, I DIDN’T MEAN TO I RUINED EVERYTH-» he’s interrupted because you take his face between your hands and kiss him deeply.
- After that, you begin a secret relationship.
- Made of moments like Abel getting YANKED in your room as he yelps “OH SPEAKER OF GOD” before you crash your lips against his.
- Or him holding you in his arms as he lays you on a cloud before attacking your neck with kisses.
- Sera and Lute can’t know that the new Army Leader was seeing a sinner, and you didn’t want Charlie and the other guests to know that you were making out in secret in your bedroom with the SON OF ADAM.
- You two don’t just make out btw.
- Since Abel is kinda innocent, you thought that it would’ve taken him a bit more to get comfortable with intimacy.
- You’re wrong. Yeah he’s a bit shy and careful about it but he was the one who got on top of you and put his hands under your shirt first.
- Abel didn’t have that many experiences with women before you but he still knows his way around. You like it.
- Must be Dad’s genes™.
- He praises you like there’s no tomorrow and you find out that you’re into it more than you thought you were into degradation.
- You both try to keep it quiet.
- Headcanon that Emily’s apartment is next to Abel’s and she hears EVERYTHING and you two GO AT IT A LOT and although she’s your ray of sunshine supporter she’s FED UP.
- The “LMAOOOO I JUST REMEMBERED THIS ONE TIME I WAS IN DOGGY AND I LOOKED BACK AT HOMEBOY AND HE WAVED AT ME” tweet.
- Yeah that happened.
- And after that, Charlie barged into your room because you wouldn’t come down for your group activities and you and Abel froze in that position.
- And Abel waved at her too.
- Charlie slammed the door traumatized and afterwards reassured you that she was happy for you and Abel.
- You didn’t listen to anything you were more busy hiding your face between your hands and trying not to cry as Abel patted your shoulder all red in the face.
- Quickies in your changing room before your concerts— WHO SAID THAAT
- All things considered, you two really are in love. You say that to each other forehead against forehead when stargazing in Heaven.
- Sometimes you sing him to sleep, caressing his head. Idk why but I headcanon him to have trouble sleeping.
- And sometimes he serenades you too. The only father and son activity he did with Adam was playing guitar so he uses it to accompany his voice. You want to record a duet with him so bad for a love song.
- But for now you limit yourself to write love songs inspired by your secret relationship with him.
- Your fans are questioning why your new album is so romantic and cheesy and at the same time the freaky songs got TEN TIMES FREAKIER.
- You listen to his almost daily rants about how his dad didn’t like him lmao.
- And he gets you little gifts from Heaven, sometimes they’re not really your thing (you now have like 4-5 pangolins roaming around your Hotel room) but no other guy has ever given you gifts. You appreciated from the bottom of your heart. The hugest gift you got from your ex was a dead rat.
- You both just want to say I love you out loud with no shame because of your different worlds. But for now you’ll have to wait.