every dr who episode: Phwoar! Blimey! Seems like the ol' Tardis has landed us in a gravel quarry in Wales. And its full of funny little men!
(5-10 minutes later) excuse me computer! whats going on!!
the computer: warning. large spaceship falling from outer space into the atmosphere. new computer directive initiated.
what!! what directive!!!
the computer: new directive is. i am going to kill you. please go with my little men to a different location where i am going to kill you
hmm.. play along.
(the location for killing people/also the vulnerable command centre) computer you are in violation of the securities export act 1985 Billion. section 2 trillion twenty three million. and guess what. i am dr who. im from england. im old as fuck. and im gonna get you!!!!!!!!!
the computer: noooo scary ahh. new directive. run away!!!!
hah look at that... isnt that beautiful... christmas day.... and I got a timtam :)
The FORGOTTEN Side Of Laundry No One Talks About (have to put it away after washing)
poppers are so cool you should be able to get them without having to memorize which municipalities they're legal or not legal to sell in and then stumble into a headship and sheepishly ask for them and they get mad if you do it wrong. they should come free with online orders like top loader card sleeves
hey- look at me while im posting to you.
I carried her to her grave. Seeing her wrapped in her shift will never leave my memory. I miss you every day my most beautiful friend, my very best student.
me any time a cool transfem on here posts a selfie
Brits live in 3 Sadness Stroll and Americans live in 958571995720&5 Northeast E West
its been 9 years and I'm still obsessed with this line read
something about this made me scramble to make this edit
accident-prone doll
+ concept sketches
I got to take ADHD meds for the first time in a while and everyone remarked on how much speed and intensity i had at the grocery store
You were fast and strong and slew every grocery in your path