shinhati:

you can’t even say “get a job” to people anymore because the market is so bad they’ll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

come on guys let’s all go on the wide path that is headed towards hell together

iseulcottage:

Babushcats by Selynn Lee ≽ܫ≼ ˙ᵕ˙

itswhatyougive:

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

hippy-craic:

goblinchief:

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

iliothermia:

A Pearl

aeolianblues:

morose code I communicate in short and long sighs

hidefdoritos:

engaging in a high risk behavior (lying back down after my alarm already went off)

neanmoins-que:

Yet another illustration for a dnd one-shot with friends

dr-gaytorius:

dr-gaytorius:

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

“do what?” you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

caustic-pixie:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”

OP the tags!!

iwamimimimi:

human-pet-they:

job market is crazy

buqbite:

I met god and she told me to double down

frightfullytreeish:

tuxankhamun: