nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au
Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.
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also way too valuable to leave in tags! from @carolinanadeau
For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.
The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.
Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.
let me slip into something more harder to get out of

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck
starting a collection
A new Soundwave design 😛 I’m still working on it and his alt mode… but he’s a locomotive!! I wanted to give him his Bayverse colors btw so keep that in mind… I have a ton of ideas for him and I figured this is the closest I’ll get to a current placeholder design for him cuz I’ve been working on it since October 💔 I hope he’s still recognizable as a Soundwave 😭 I tried to keep along the general rules of Soundwave to his design, and I created a whole other city for mechs like him n stuff and world building… I hope I can stick to this one for awhile since I have a better idea of what I’m doing with it… there is gonna be a lot of elephant attributes sprinkled for this Soundwave 🙄 it’s what he would’ve wanted
the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here








