sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

A pretty convincing one.

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

Hand in loveable hand

Becuase we r friends :)

im obsessed with nine going “hi human girl i have had a handful of positive interactions with. wanna go see a budget equivalent of my trauma? they’re gonna play britney spears”

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

no mondays in the cambrian era

“They made me feel really old,” he says. “They were like, ‘What is a wolf and why is it on parade?’ And I was like, ‘I hate both of you.’ And I was like, ‘Feist? 1,2,3,4?’ And they’re like, ‘Oh yeah, we watched that on Sesame Street.’ And I was like, ‘Again, I’d like to push you down a flight of stairs. Your youth enrages me.’”

Jacob Tierney, Rolling Stone, January 9 2026 (x)

They really are annoying kids winding their dad up, and I love them for it

ALT

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

“it’s just not my thing” voted most useful phrase for conflict avoidance for the third year in a row. “sorry, i’m in a weird mood” a close runner up