hecateisalesbian:

“it was always going to be Nicole” WHAT THE FUCK

sweetest-honeybee:

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Going to fucking sOB

yeah-thats-probably-it:

screenshot of Kai Winn from DS9 overlaid with the text "I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay."ALT
Screenshot of Keiko O'Brien from DS9 overlaid with the text "I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone."ALT
screenshot of Garak from DS9 overlaid with the text "I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong."ALT
screenshot of Julian Bashir from DS9 overlaid with the text "I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed."ALT
screenshot of Kira Nerys from DS9 overlaid with the text "I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?"ALT
screenshot of Quark from DS9 overlaid with the text "I'd totally do all sort of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do."ALT
screenshot of Miles O'Brien from DS9 overlaid with the text "It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal."ALT
screenshot of Worf from DS9 overlaid with the text "It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!"ALT
screenshot of Odo from DS9 overlaid with the text "I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil."ALT
screenshot of Jadzia Dax from DS9 overlaid with the text "Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking I am."ALT
screenshot of Benjamin Sisko from DS9 overlaid with the text "You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned."ALT

I’m only just on season four but I am very confident about these placements

Who’s Weyoun

Why are so many Batfam posts so wildly fucking OOC 😭

lucifers-legions:

Tolkientober 2025 - Day 26

Title: Not for Lack of Lembas
Characters: Boromir, original female characters, (mentioned) Angbor “The Fearless,” (mentioned) Arwen
Relationship(s): Boromir & OFC, (referenced) past Angbor x OFC
Rating: Gen
Word Count: 2,010
CW: Referenced infidelity (past), illegitimate child, surprise pregnancy

Tolkientober 2025 prompt: Cuiviénen

Summary: Boromir finds his youngest daughter Aerdis making lembas, and in so doing learns some surprising news.

(Also posted on AO3)

Dividers by @saradika-graphics

Sindarin

Suilad, Ada - Greetings, Dad
Naneth - Mother
Muinthel nín - My sister

The Eldar say that they first received this food from the Valar in the beginning of their days in the Great Journey. For it was made of a kind of corn which Yavanna brought forth in the fields of Aman, and some she sent to them by the hand of Oromë for their succour upon the long march." - The Peoples of Middle-earth, XV. Of Lembas

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lucifers-legions:

Gondor Imagines - Boromir Prompts 1/30

Title: Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Pairing: Boromir x Fem Reader
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,485
CW: Fluff, Christmas fluff, car trouble, a little suggestiveness

*** Also posted on AO3 ***

@gondorimagines prompts:
“Imagine getting caught in the snowfall with Boromir”
“Imagine Boromir using any excuse he can to put his arms around you”

Summary: You are doing some last-minute Christmas shopping when you have car trouble. You call your boyfriend, Boromir, to give you a jump, but your car still won’t start. He brings you and your Christmas gifts home and tries to cheer you up with lots of hugs and kisses.

A/N: So, fun fact (actually not-so-fun), the same day I started writing this story, my car battery died after work. I hope this was just a one-time thing, because I have 29 more of these fics to write!

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paranoiawww:

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I just love the idea of Alastor suddenly starting to call Lucifer a hundred million pet names the moment he falls in love, and Lucifer just starts calling him normally

earhartsease:

tinkerbitch69:

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Friendly reminder that Gandalf and the balrog are technically the same species

also wtf was the balrog doing for several ages under the mountain - did they have like a mancave but balrog style where they played video games or were they in a steamy relationship with the watcher in the water or

@lucifers-legions

rat-rambles:

It really irks me when people bring up Lu’s distaste for sinners when it’s obviously comeing from a place of actual fear.

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Which like yeah part of it is that we the audience know that like being scared of Angel and Husk is a bit silly but clearly he’s not talking about them. Like he’s telling Vaggi how there part of his punishment. He feels oppressed by sinners becuase they can walk all over him. (Which you’d think his wife who is there queen might have protected him from the sinners but, he isn’t acting like that was the case.)


Like they can’t kill him but, they can hurt him alot. We also know in season one he was scared for Charlie and that was the main reason he wasn’t being supportive. Which he tells Charlie he’s worried about her fighting heaven which like he is but, he is also worried about the sinners as well. Which Vox is targeting her becuase of the hotel specifically. He can defend her from Adam but not from Vox.


Like the ways he is describing him is litterly the ways you might describe stright men. Like litterly gross and cant get rid of them and no taste in musicals are like things I’ve hurd people say about stright men more times than I can count and, is that completely fair some men like wicked.

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But the reason he can’t stand them is because obviously alot of the kind of people who go to hell are vindictive and even if Vox was the first sinner who actually hurt him the knowledge that the only thing stopping any giveing sinner from hurting him is the chance to like that’s scary ( and he has to big of a ego to admit that).


You know with especially Fundimentalist Christian culture in the real world they actively try to teach women to be scared of men. Like it makes scence to me if this is metiphore for that intentionally. If anyone cares about that reading maybe I’ll make anouther post later.

hummerhouse:

mishajeans:

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Wonder Boy!

All Donatello’s are adorable!

anghraine:

hailturinturambar:

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January 3, 1892, Happy Birthday J.R.R. Tolkien!

“This love for the memory of the countryside of his youth was later to become a central part of his writing, and it was intimately bound up with his love for the memory of his mother.”
― Humphrey Carpenter, J.R.R. Tolkien: A Biography

Author of my favorite stories and a comforting universe. And, without a doubt, the greatest inspiration for the writer I’ve become. I learned to tell my own stories through his.

I was just thinking of one of my favorite, less-famous quotes from him about writing, but had forgotten it was his birthday!

As for what to try and write: I don’t know. I tried a diary with portraits (some scathing some comic some commendatory) of persons and events seen; but I found it was not my line. So I took to ‘escapism’: or really transforming experience into another form and symbol with Morgoth and Orcs and the Eldalie (representing beauty and grace of life and artefact) and so on; and it has stood me in good stead in many hard years since.

dearest-loveliest-elizabeth:

Obsessed with rubycole. Which is so funny cause that’s just a man with two wigs.

But like, waitress and cook, femme and masc, blonde and dyed red, curious/bisexual and lesbian, forced proximity, banter, jealousy, kisses in dark corners, shared glances, tracing tattoos with your finger, attitude and sarcasm, I hate you, we deal with the same bullshit at work, you get mad at me when I screw up my order, and I get mad at you when a customer yells at me for something you forgot, kiss me to shut me up while I’m cursing you out, most judgmental couple ever, always girl night hosts for bridgette and amber, let me take you home, I wake up in your bed in your wonderfully clean room, you let me know table 5 asked for the dressing on the side, I remember how your back felt against my palms. I’ve never been sentimental but I don’t dread coming to work anymore, at least most days.

nic0altine-sh0ts:

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from the christmas short
the bi queen herself, she’s gorgeous and sassy, make sense they would want her.

I just realized i did her eyes colors wrong, but I’m too lazy to change it.