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Asythmil

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-I am a female wooo
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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

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joshpeck

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

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busybeingtrashasusual

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

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fanficaddict13125

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic

bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

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suitdup

reblog to save a liFE

Up to now, I have been drawing random generic suit jackets.

Never again.

I don’t think it’s accidental that the English Cut suit seems to be worn by Mr Bond. ;->

And, though not shown on the infographic, don’t forget suits with double-breasted jackets, which have been in style for decades: here are examples from the 1920s to the 1970s.

After the ‘70s, that style faded away until it made a return in the mid-2010s when IIRC “Kingsman” caused a real-world uptick in suits for everyday wear.

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Also NB that the Tuxedo drawing doesn’t actually show a Tuxedo, unless it’s an American terminology with which I’m not familiar. That’s a tailcoat, which has tails, is a coat and is worn with white tie.

A Tuxedo (over here, a dinner-jacket) is in the next panel, Black vs White Tie, and doesn’t have tails, is a jacket and is worn with black tie.

Wearing the wrong thing can lead to confusion, whether accidental or snarkily deliberate.

(The link to YouTube keeps dropping off this post. If it goes away again, the clip is here. A longer version with a fuller development of what’s going on, is here.)

Interesting side-note, the tuxedo / dinner-jacket was a development of the old smoking jacket, and its name in many Continental European languages - French, German, Italian, Spanish - is still “der / le / lo / el smoking”…

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Downton Abbey” and “Jeeves and Wooster” are good sources of info for how these looked when worn regularly at their set times of day, rather than just on special occasions as nowadays.

Hugh Laurie as Bertie Wooster gets excellent mileage from his tailoring, wearing it properly as clothing not costume, and looks at ease in formal attire even when his only (IIRC) white-tie appearance is in the dock of a magistrate’s court.

Even so, he seems much more comfortable (and hangover-free, mostly) in everyday suits which, though somewhat dated in details, would still look good today.

learn you some menswear

Soap, holding a water gun: You can have this, under one condition
Joseph: Tell me
(Five minutes later)
Ghost: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? STOP SPRAYING ME- JOHN STOP LAUGHING-

Hilda by Duane Bryers

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just-fic-me-up

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

My favorite thing is how Hilda is always doing something and having a BLAST! She’s not posing coyly for anyone, she’s having her own adventures and it’s not about the viewer at all

Always reblog Hilda!

HILDA MY LOVE

OMG I POVE HILDA

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aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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recycled-soul

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

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endangeredslug

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

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madamehearthwitch

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

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lipsredasroses

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

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biggest-gaudiest-fish

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

Yo what the f u c k

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festivefeathers

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

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asthmaticpansexual

i-

….thank you tumblr??

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krystal-prism

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

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notjustdragonspages

my emotions reading this as follows:

reminder to:

  • straighten your back
  • go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  • go take your meds if you need to
  • drink some water
  • go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  • maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  • reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
  • maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
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trxye-and-txlly

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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misscokebottleglasses

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

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blackexcellence101

THIS WORKS!!

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gg-sugar

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

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justwannabeskinnyy

~~~ don’t hate, I’m broke ~~~

Broke: Casey Jr was raised Cassandra + has the turtles for uncles/father figures

Woke: Casey Jr was raised by the whole of the resistance which would include former villains like Hypno-Potamus, Warren Stone, Repo Mantis, ect.

Hear me out, I just think it’s be hilarious if Casey Jr post movie is helping the turtles out on and pulls out some skill set the turtles assume was taught to him by one of them only to find out it’s one of their villains.

[Casey Jr hot wiring a car]

Donnie : Ah I see future me taught you a thing or two about car thievery! Splendid now we have a get away driver for any occasion.

Casey Jr: Oh, I mean Master Donatello taught me a lot, and I do mean a lot, but I got this trick from Mr.Repo! [goes back to hot wiring]

Donnie: heh???

[Casey Jr showing Leo a magic trick]

Leo: Oh wow, not even an apocalypse could stomp my love for magic! Greatest ninja and professional magician has a nice ring to it.

Casey Jr: Oh yeah, I loved learning magic tricks from you! Mr.Potamus even tried teaching me how to incorporate some of those moves in to battle. You see it’s all in simple slight of hands-

Leo doing a double take: I’m a need you to repeat that name for me.

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