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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
Ask away~
He was foretold
Every safety regulation is written in blood, and every weird customer service question is written in the drool of an idiot before you.
Ordered the “signature omelet” (jalapeno and feta) at a place where the waitress then confirmed “That has jalapenos, is that ok? They’re spicy. And it has feta, is that ok? It’s a strong flavor.” Other people at my table thought it was stupid, but I was like “That is a woman who has had to take back a lot of omelets from people who didn’t know that jalapenos would be spicy.”
also I think a breeder I really admire has accidentally produced an albino devon rex kitten, and I am staring at it respectfully from a distance and definitely not thinking ‘au pangur’
if this thing needed a kidney, I would give it mine
“I’ve been told by my producer not to do an impression of a peacock” 🦚
i love her
