sottaceti:

fuck its Already like 100 am

directactionforhope:

I wish we had been born into a kinder time.

But we weren’t. So we’re going to have to build one.

segamascott:

foxpopvli:

Generational differences!

gudroo:

valucard:

gudroo:

valucard:

A cat in the lap is worth

the world

The universe

how are you capable of moving in my stopped time

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Why are you talking like god smote some redditor

Tbh it would be really funny if the first act of god in like 2000 years was to turn some Midwestern reddit witch into a pillar of salt.

kalmidnight:

tinierpurplefishes:

nitewrighter:

catchymemes:

The Legend Of SWORD DOG

Originally posted by wolf-characters-daily

While you were playing fetch, she studied the blade

Cú Chulainn lives!

s-l-martin:

subaru-copilot:

Yoko should have had a tumblr. I think she’d have been really good at tumblr.

vetchtibbles:

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

vetchtibbles:

james and the giant pronoun

open-sketchbook:

nihongo-ni-hon-yaku:

translatingpostsintogerman:

jame7t:

sanitymakesposts:

jame7t:

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

jame7t:

Ich meine warum dürfen Handyspiele in Werbungen überhaupt darüber lügen, was sie sind. War das nicht irgendwann mal illegal

sanitymakesposts:

Nichts ist illegal in der CYBERWELT

jame7t:

Lass mich raus aus der verfickten CYBERWELT

jame7t:

てか、なんでスマホゲームだけ広告でどういうゲームか嘘ついていいんだよ？ 違法行為だったと思うんだけど

sanitymakesposts:

違法なんて無いのが

＼^人^人^人^人／
＞　電脳世界　＜
／ⱽＹⱽＹⱽＹⱽＹⱽ＼

なんだよ

jame7t:

こんなクソみたいな

＼^人^人^人^人／
＞　電脳世界　＜
／ⱽＹⱽＹⱽＹⱽＹⱽ＼

から出してくれ

the way allcaps is rendered here is delightful

bippus:

norahsdove:

bippus:

norahsdove:

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I’ve never seen flubber.

Asshole

bester-jester:

tuxankhamun:

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won’t be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

fwippy:

ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

perestroika-hilton:

algorithmist:

boy marx wasn’t lying, the wealth of societies where the capitalist mode of production prevails sure does present itself as an immense accumulation of commodities

What about girl Marx