Trouts will be like, “Is anyone else gonna lay their entire body weight on you and sink their claws into your boobs?” and not wait for an answer
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Agender (they/them), Asexual, Aromantic | 27 y/o | Texas, USA
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I reblog various fandom posts and art, and basically anything that makes me laugh or is interesting (so a lot of stuff)
Trouts will be like, “Is anyone else gonna lay their entire body weight on you and sink their claws into your boobs?” and not wait for an answer
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How did you come across/join tumblr?
-Pinterest refugee
-Tumblr reddit posts refugee
-someone told me of it
-twitter/bluesky refugee
-secret fifth option
How did you come across/join tumblr?
Pinterest refugee
Tumblr reddit posts refugee
someone told me of it
twitter/bluesky refugee
secret fifth option
personally i was googling some fanart + fanfic
Dropout cast members as things to never say to someone who just came out
See: this article
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Jess Ross
Jacob Wysocki
Vic Michaelis
Mike Trapp
Rekha Shankar
Lily Du
Zac Oyama
Izzy Roland
Ally Beardsley
Ify Nwadiwe
Raph Chestang
Lou Wilson
Tao Yang
Siobhan Thompson
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“I CANT HANDLE THIS” *handles this*
“I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY” *takes another day*
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My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
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k-simplex-deactivated20241001:
debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying “my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]” or “my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]”
2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker “My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic”
This post has found its target market
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