Neighborhood enby here to party
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Might fuck around and paper my town with these. Feel free to join me.
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things in fic I’m used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
- the city of los angeles
- the city of new york
- sex
- how drinking alcohol works
- how getting high works
- how a child of any age speaks
- how nuclear physics work
- how [my job] works
- how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
- how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
- what french toast is
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it’s a weird emotion when somebody goes “doesn’t this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person” and your honest experience of it was that it was ok
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man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that’s just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like “actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby”
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internal-screaming-into-the-void:
does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were
what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs
You read Homestuck at 8??
no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take “what god tier are you?” personality quizzes
OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook
WHAT
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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tumblr: on languages
The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.
I was looking for this post for so long
Finally it has returned
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