The fact that the very first time Shane gives Ilya a blowjob and Ilya has to stop him because he’s seconds away from blowing his load, it’s not even because Shane is particularly good at it- he’s not, at that point. It’s just that it’s Shane.
Ilya is so fucking dumbstruck by Shane Fucking Hollander on his knees for him that it rewires his entire brain.
i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that’s it. any more than that and i am Stressed
when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don’t know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.
