we're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn, and also the daughters of the men who wanted some freaky witch pussayyyyy 😛🧙🏻♀️
her grubs
Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.
can you put that on a coaster
No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...
okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds
I Saw The TV Show

could be us
Let's fit together like a puzzle piece with mama

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all
my dealer: i've got some straight gas. this strain is called "homestuck classpecting" you'll be zoinked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. what gourd
5 minutes later: y'all i swear i figured it out this time
my buddy, pacing (valid troll name): calliope is lying to us
pummeling you with my cuteness strike
no survivors
the alien when it bursts out of someone‘s chest:
Hyena at the Milwaukee County Zoo





