first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel
second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock
third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson
fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus
the funny thing is. I originally typed out "fifth rule of fandom is everything goes back to gilgamesh & enkidu" but then I thought 'no, I can't trust that people will be familiar with the epic of gilgamesh'
I should have known. nerd ass website.
You apologized if we were looking for robots but I was wondering what happened? 👀 I came across your Sunshine Verse fics and binged it and the premise of Sam's background was so interesting. I went looking through your profile for more fics and saw 2021 was the last time you updated. Either way, it was such a great read 💚💚
Oh nothing happened lol I just got mad burnout from the amount I was writing at the time, got on medication so I wasn’t so miserable and angry all the time, and the hyperfixation wandered away into trollhunters I think? I don’t remember anymore haha I’ve been through like, a dog, a gender, going back to school, that sort of thing
I want to get back to it someday! I still hold Sam and Sunshine really near and dear to my heart :)
Thank you!
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
erotic-yoddeling
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
messy-scandinoodle
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?
Everyone: Australia.
World Heritage Post
A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.
you say that I’m the one for you, but deep inside that can’t be true-
happy holiday to those who celebrate
rb to have an extra gay 2026
