they're feeding us and honestly i can't COPE. THE JEANS ?????????? THE JEANSSSS??? ARE U SERIOUS

What Is This Feeling? is the funniest fucking song.

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the Balck, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways upside down on the floor, in the bed, in the couch, on the chair, being carried against the wall, outside in a train, on a plane, on a motorcycle, in the bed of truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blogging, back shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumpy amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell devolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, l'd still ride him.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

i would love some luck madam potato

real.

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act ii   COWBOY CARTER   out now