Hello There

This came to me in a dream

This is still my favorite page in all of Chainsaw Man

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

Reze

i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

artists rendition

Guys

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

#602987 By Danimaru

#602987 By Danimaru

a reminder that there are PEOPLE behind nsfw blogs and what they share online is a very small part of their lives. you do not know these people and they do not owe you sex, photos, messages, or a relationship. even if they have interacted with you in the past, they still don't owe you anything. posting nsfw content ≠ consent.

do u still wanna fuck even tho i’m mean sometimes

Been buying loose beeswax in bulk so i can always make a candle when i want one

Did you know 75% of brain eating amoeba victims are male? I wonder if there is a biological explanation for that or if it is because men and boys are more likely to engage in risky behavior and take a dip in yucky water.

poor kirby getting smothered