my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

some mtas character in MtaE size I ps base on the original art…..

I’m actually not very satisfied with that Pen piece… I’ll redo it sometime in the future when I have more time.

they psychic blast YOU honey

Wip

The My time at Sandrock fandom is so silly because there's like a handful of male characters most players love and they're all the angsty/morally grey ones (or are morally grey for chunks of the game) so most playthroughs just look like this

And I think thats very special

Gonna talk about the U.S. like Wikipedia talks about China:

"The situation of human rights in the United States has attracted significant criticism from foreign governments, foreign press agencies, and non-governmental organizations, alleging widespread civil rights violations such as detention without trial, forced confessions, torture, restrictions of fundamental rights, and excessive use of the death penalty."

"The American constitution states that the "fundamental rights" of citizens include freedom of speech, freedom of the press, the right to a fair trial, freedom of religion, universal suffrage, and property rights. However, in practice, these provisions do not afford significant protection against criminal prosecution by the state. The U.S. has limited protections regarding LGBT rights."

"Although some criticisms of government policies and the ruling party are tolerated, censorship of political speech and information are amongst the harshest in the world and routinely used to prevent collective action. The U.S. also has the most comprehensive and sophisticated Internet censorship regime in the world, with numerous popular social media apps and websites being controlled and censored by state policy. The government suppresses popular protests and demonstrations that it considers a potential threat to "social stability". The U.S. additionally uses a massive espionage network of cameras, facial recognition software, sensors, and surveillance of personal technology as a means of social control of persons living in the country"

"Under US economic policy, thousands of private corporations use sensitive personal information to assign individuals a 'credit score,' a legal form of discrimination which incentivizes citizens to make housing, banking and other consumer decisions optimized for maximal profit extraction by financial middlemen"

Casper, a Great Pyrenees sheepdog from Decatur, Georgia, heroically defended his flock from a pack of 11 coyotes in November 2022. The confrontation lasted over half an hour, during which Casper eliminated eight of the coyotes. He sustained severe injuries, including a neck wound and the loss of his tail, but survived and eventually returned to his owner’s farm after a brief disappearance.

I have to pummel you because you are a simpleton. Sorry

#raven ebony dark'ness dementia way

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

Huh, apparently glass bathroom doors are an increasingly common problem in hotel rooms? To the point that someone made a website about it and is working on a database of hotels that have actual bathroom doors??

Werewolf with a cane, brought to you by my achey joints

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if I follow these coyote tracks long enough, I will find a puppy friend :)

I'm getting closer. I can feel it

gentle readers I did not get a free puppy :(

imagine being kind in 2026

I’m sending 10 seriously enraged ants to your home