it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar
candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it
I love how much Tachyon cares about her. That is her daughter
damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick
bro look out for that cactus
ahh the cactus so pain on my dick
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
ALTIt's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
ALTWhat
ALTHuh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
target audience reached (me)
Axis of Awesome's 4 Chords Song, but I put the original artists back in.
SONGS USED
- Journey (and the cast of Glee) – "Don't Stop Believin'"
- James Blunt – "You're Beautiful"
- The Black Eyed Peas – "Where Is the Love"
- Alphaville – "Forever Young"
- Jason Mraz – "I'm Yours"
- Train – "Hey, Soul Sister"
- The Calling – "Wherever You Will Go"
- Elton John – "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" (from The Lion King)
- Akon – "Don't Matter"
- John Denver – "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
- Lady Gaga – "Paparazzi"
- U2 – "With or Without You"
- The Last Goodnight – "Pictures of You"
- Pinocchio: A True Story
- Maroon 5 – "She Will Be Loved"
- The Beatles – "Let It Be"
- Bob Marley – "No Woman, No Cry"
- Marcy Playground – "Sex and Candy"
- Men At Work – "Down Under"
- Jill Colucci – "The Funny Things You Do" (Theme from America's Funniest Home Videos)
- Jack Johnson – "Taylor"
- Spice Girls – "2 Become 1"
- A-ha – "Take On Me"
- Green Day – "When I Come Around"
- Eagle Eye Cherry – "Save Tonight"
- Toto – "Africa"
- Beyoncé – "If I Were A Boy"
- Kelly Clarkson – "Behind These Hazel Eyes"
- Jason Derulo – "In My Head"
- The Smashing Pumpkins – "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
- Linkin Park - "Crawling" (very quietly)
- jerma985 - "Rat's Birthday Mixtape"
- Joan Osborne – "One of Us"
- Avril Lavigne – "Complicated"
- The Offspring – "Self Esteem"
- The Offspring – "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
- Akon – "Beautiful"
- OneRepublic – "Apologize"
- Eminem featuring Rihanna – "Love the Way You Lie"
- Bon Jovi – "It's My Life"
- Lady Gaga – "Poker Face"
- Aqua – "Barbie Girl"
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – "Otherside"
- The Gregory Brothers – "Double Rainbow Song"
- MGMT – "Kids"
- Andrea Bocelli – "Time to Say Goodbye"
- Robert Burns – "Auld Lang Syne"
- The Axis of Awesome – "Birdplane"
- Missy Higgins – "Scar"
(Note: This was mostly copied from Wikipedia)
yeeuuuppp thats me. i bet you want to pet me and feed me little crickets. but guess what. please do that
